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fartographer@lemmy.world 3 days agoI’ve said it on here before, and I’ll say it again: all both of the times in the past decade-ish that I’ve been naked to bed, I shot diarrhea across the bed. I’m not taking that risk anymore.
logi@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Your nick notwithstanding, never trust the fart.
fartographer@lemmy.world 3 days ago
They weren’t even untrustworthy farts. Both times, it was suddenly waking to the realization that I’m about to have diarrhea. Remembering that I’ve left no buffers for mistakes, I overexerted myself while trying to get out of bed. Thus begins the poo stew stream of shame.