Comment on I've been "forgetting" for 3 months now and she hasn't caught on, yet.

rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You people wear clothes?

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  • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    you clothes have people

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    • Damn990099@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      you have people?

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• fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve said it on here before, and I’ll say it again: all both of the times in the past decade-ish that I’ve been naked to bed, I shot diarrhea across the bed. I’m not taking that risk anymore.

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  • OozingPositron@feddit.cl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Weirdest Venn diagram.

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    • Ste41th@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Getting a tattoo done and nearly burst out laughing at that comment which would have fucked it up lol

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    • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s just writing “diarrhea” and “bed,” and then drawing a circle around it.

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  • logi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Your nick notwithstanding, never trust the fart.

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    • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They weren’t even untrustworthy farts. Both times, it was suddenly waking to the realization that I’m about to have diarrhea. Remembering that I’ve left no buffers for mistakes, I overexerted myself while trying to get out of bed. Thus begins the poo stew stream of shame.

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  • aln@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Man, people will just post and share anything on the internet these days.

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• Beacon@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  For real, nude sleep is the most comfortable and i assume the healthiest

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