I’ve said it on here before, and I’ll say it again: all both of the times in the past decade-ish that I’ve been naked to bed, I shot diarrhea across the bed. I’m not taking that risk anymore.
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rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
You people wear clothes to bed?
fartographer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
OozingPositron@feddit.cl 1 month ago
Weirdest Venn diagram.
Ste41th@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Getting a tattoo done and nearly burst out laughing at that comment which would have fucked it up lol
fartographer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s just writing “diarrhea” and “bed,” and then drawing a circle around it.
logi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Your nick notwithstanding, never trust the fart.
fartographer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They weren’t even untrustworthy farts. Both times, it was suddenly waking to the realization that I’m about to have diarrhea. Remembering that I’ve left no buffers for mistakes, I overexerted myself while trying to get out of bed. Thus begins the poo stew stream of shame.
aln@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Man, people will just post and share anything on the internet these days.
Beacon@fedia.io 2 months ago
For real, nude sleep is the most comfortable and i assume the healthiest
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You people wear clothes?
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
you clothes have people
Damn990099@lemmy.world 2 months ago
you have people?