Some people call me the Space Cowboy... Some people call me MAAUUUU-RIIICEEE

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• KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s great because A) his parents presumably named him that knowing full well what they were doing and B) He could have chosen to go by Will, William, or Bill, but actively chose to use Willie professionally.

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  • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Will Stroker? Not a lot better.

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    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Depending on his middle name he could also be William A Stroker

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Will Stroker? I hardly know 'er!

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  • watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hey, Dick Wolf produces Law & Order.

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    • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Son, this world is rough, and if a man’s gonna make it, he’s gotta be tough. I knew I wouldn’t be there to help you along, so I give you that name, and I said goodbye. And I knew you’d have to get tough or die. It’s that name that helped to make you strong.

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    • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      And here I expected that link to lead to a certain highly controversial Penny Arcade comic.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He made the right choice.

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  • paranoia@feddit.dk ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You see a lot of people in Ireland with names like this. A senior politician was called Dick Roche (pronounced roach)

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• Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I hope he’s a legal judge, I want to hear:

  All rise for the right honorable Willie Stroker

  In a court room, and have anyone who laughs get a contempt charge.

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• its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Dick Trickle: Am I a joke to you?

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• cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Willie Stroker? Or Willie not? Only one way to find out! Tune in next week!

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• JustRalph@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This man lived a hard life.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He just n eds to get a grip

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  keep yo hands to yoself

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