pegging order

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• drzoidberg@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think you mean pecking order. Pegging order… that’s something completely different. That’s butt stuff.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No no. It’s accurate. He got pegged by a cock.

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  • UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Relevant Bob’s Burgers

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXXKKylSufs

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Appropriate edit for bicycle day!

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• OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A) How you not know what a chicken is?

  B) Hit the chicken with a stick or kick it hard enough, and it will leave you alone.

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  • Natanael@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Somebody hasn’t played Zelda and it shows

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  • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was on a geology field trip, in college, and another student saw free range cattle and was excited to see her first elk.

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    • Griffus@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean, it is way too small, but has four legs and two visible ears, so there’s that. But still, though.

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  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It only just dawned on me that it’s possible to eat (grocery store) chicken your whole life and never actually see a live one, anywhere. If nobody told you what a chicken looked like, you would never know.

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  • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    C) kick the shit out of the animal abusing cunt

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    • RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The chicken was abusing him first.

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    • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Defending yourself against a feral animal that’s attacking you is not abuse.

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  • ContriteErudite@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Goes fishing.
    Comes home a chicken, no fish.
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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A) How you not know what a chicken is?

    B) Trap it and it’s dinner time

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• nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “I am the Lorcox, I speak for the fishes”

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• pjwestin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can’t tell if the title typo is an intentional joke or your autocorrect’s, “learned words,” are telling on you.

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• nooch@lemmy.vg ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Based

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wait, are they saying that they don’t know what a chicken is?

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  • Griffus@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The US stereotype were created by the internet giving people like this a voice to be heard outside of their family.

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• Impractical_Island@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wanna get pegged by a busty chick…

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• 10thGlyphix@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ah yes, I saw this on Planet Earth 2. Attenborough said it was the great pacific King Eagle. Strange to see it off its normal migratory pattern. Ah well, thats global warming for you.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “This s my spot, buddy.”

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve found that if a rooster is trying to attack you, that if you spray it in the eyes with WD-40, it’ll stop in its tracks, look at you stupid like wtf just happened, and walk away.

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  • Griffus@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What the actual fuck

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