When your partner asks where you learned that

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  People thought I was weird for using my tongue to move my mouse pointer, but who’s laughing now!

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  • VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Idk about laughing, but I’m sure someone is making some noises

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  • FishFace@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How waterproof is your laptop?

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    • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      thinkpads have legendary water resistance.

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• elvith@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  relevant xkcd

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  • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Xkcd is slowly becoming like The Simpsons, but for Lemmy.

    Everywhere niche science or tech observation, “Xkcd did it” lol

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    • elvith@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Slowly? That was already a trend like 10 years ago. And since the number of xkcd strips only increased since then, it will happen more and more frequently.

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  • Findus_Falke@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “nipple mouse”

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    • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So far I call it trackpoint, but maybe I’ll try clit mouse.

      Nipple mouse could get confused with the nipple keys.

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• W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• Rhaedas@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pro tip - use the whole keyboard.

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  • 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Use Keyboard for agility, play bass for endurance.

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      and switch to Jazz if you’re getting no feedback at all

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• Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think ‘watching porn’ is the wrong answer to just about every question.

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  • youcantreadthis@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What are you doing right now?

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    • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I didn’t mean it wasn’t the correct answer, just the wrong thing too say.

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• tauonite@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve lost my clit :(

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  • VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tbf a lot of people seem to struggle finding it

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• gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My skills were granted to me through the devine providence of the autism gods.

  Presumably as some sort of sick joke as I’m basically incapable of talking to anyone I find sexuslly attractive.

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My brother did me a favor by tearing that thing off.

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