Submitted 14 hours ago by VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone to [deleted]
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Help the horny posters got to me
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The “expanding brain” meme:
Small brain: watching porn
Normal brain: reading guides online
Big brain: being in a relationship
Enlightened brain: (a picture of the iconic ThinkPad trackpoint)
People thought I was weird for using my tongue to move my mouse pointer, but who’s laughing now!
Idk about laughing, but I’m sure someone is making some noises
How waterproof is your laptop?
thinkpads have legendary water resistance.
Xkcd is slowly becoming like The Simpsons, but for Lemmy.
Everywhere niche science or tech observation, “Xkcd did it” lol
“nipple mouse”
So far I call it trackpoint, but maybe I’ll try clit mouse.
Nipple mouse could get confused with the nipple keys.
I think ‘watching porn’ is the wrong answer to just about every question.
What are you doing right now?
I didn’t mean it wasn’t the correct answer, just the wrong thing too say.
I’ve lost my clit :(
Tbf a lot of people seem to struggle finding it
Pro tip - use the whole keyboard.
Use Keyboard for agility, play bass for endurance.
and switch to Jazz if you’re getting no feedback at all
My brother did me a favor by tearing that thing off.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 hour ago