I love that they took the time to replace the bottle with a TP roll and asd TP in the background, but couldn’t be bothered to modify the sign or product description.
Shitpost
Submitted 11 months ago by rnjesus@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/449f9b3a-43e7-42e8-af90-4bd344f945c1.jpeg
Comments
comador@lemmy.world 11 months ago
idunnololz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
takeda@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m confused. In the description I see Snuggle and the toilet paper is Snuggle. I can’t read the more detailed description due to poor resolution.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Yeah, Lemmy is a weird place sometimes, and people can be brainless with upvoting.
mrfriki@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Literal shit post.
jaschen@lemm.ee 11 months ago
WHY IS IT 90 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR TOILET PAPER!??!?!?!
Kiddkao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Because life happens outside USA too
jaschen@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Oh whew. It’s rupees.
metaStatic@kbin.social 11 months ago
89.95
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I’d bet on it not being USD though based on the Caribbean lager behind her.
takeda@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Maybe it was during covid? ;)
Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Well, TP is the answer to butt cataclysms.
uranibaba@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s a shit job.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Spread your checks and lift your sack
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
𝅘𝅥𝅮 send your asshole into shock 𝅘𝅥𝅮
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
"Honey muffle and crunches You can really taste the 3ply
Jon_Servo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Remember when TP companies lied to us and said that bigger tubes made it easier to unwind the paper, and had nothing to do at all with being able to charge the same amount for less TP?
Anyway yeah, this tube is ridiculous.
uis@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is real shitpost
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Mr Whipple is gonna be pissed
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
you know the answer to both of those questions
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 11 months ago
A reminder for the uncivilized savages from a very civilized gentleman with a sweet smelling asshole: WASH YOUR ASS WITH WATER. USE A BIDET OR A BUM GUN.
Why are Americans okay with shooting up schools but not ok with shooting up their own assholes?! Bum guns also don’t require reloading! You can fire as much as you want! Use Bum guns 👍.
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m a heavy shitter, I shit alot and I shit so much my ass crack looks like caramelized fondu. When I go outside flys swarm around my ass and get stuck on my sticky ass crack. Everyone would avoid me in the local Walmart when I shop for gaming supplies (Doritos and Dr Pepper mostly). I have difficultly wiping because I can’t physically reach under there and I can’t stand up in the shower. One day my mom told me to lose weight (yeah thanks for bullying me again mom 😒) and I know I’m a little heavy at the moment because I have to use cooking oil to greese up the doorframes so I can squeeze through but that’s only because of capitalism shrinking all the rental apartments and cramming as many people in as possible. Anyway I was playing Amongus and one of my femboy friends told me about bidgets. At first I was like “huh?” and he explained that because he plays Genshin he cannot physically leave the house or bathe and he has a special toilet that cleans his butthole for him. So I ordered one off Amazon and my god it is the best thing ever, now this device shoots water up my asshole and poof! No more shit streaked stretch pants woohoo!
HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What a terrible day to be literate in this masterful world you have created.
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 11 months ago
That’s amazing! Btw, what’s ur femboy friend’s snap?
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m afraid to Google this. What is a bum gun. I already have a bidet.
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 11 months ago
This beauty
bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Super soaker with a 1200 psi stream focusing attachment
601error@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
If paper is good enough for wiping the shit from my hands, it’s good enough for wiping the shit from my ass.
sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
And this is why I don’t like handshakes.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
I love the name bum gun
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I love bums
257m@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
As a child I was to taught to use a Lota and I have never used anything else. Is that grosser than toilet paper or better?
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 11 months ago
A less elegant solution, sure. But much better than using paper for god’s sake!