Caw caw!

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Bird is into fitness.

  Fitness this whole animal in his mouth.

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Dro this.

    • Fitness whole animal in his mouth.

    Bonus points for saying thang

    *Fitness whole thang in yo mouth.

    That way it sounds like the whole thing is spoken in the accent fitness was in.

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    • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Duly noted.

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• HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Birds also generally eat a significant amount.

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  • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Relative to their body weight

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    • HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Hence all the shit.

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  • Montagge@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Can confirm. My ducks are stomachs with legs.

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The video of the upper right pic is a favorite of mine. Capybara doesn’t give a fuck 😄🥰

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• rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I am pelican

  I will see if you are food

  By chomping your butt

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  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    but if i do it, it’s sexual harassment :(

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Bro forgot he wasn’t T-rex no more.

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• dukatos@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I am eating as a sparrow - one third of its bodyweight daily.

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  • protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    so does it shit one third of its body weight dailt too?

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Nah, it processes most of it into fuel with which to fly in cool murmurations.

      Until it spots a newly washed black car, of course.

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    • Ozymandias1688@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      As someone who has sparrows nesting at their house: It sure seems like they do.

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• Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Friend pelican!

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican

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• tamal3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is this a white pelican?

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Nope, it’s clearly blue.

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    • tamal3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Is this about the dress? 😸

      Like, White Pelican, not white pelican… I ask because it doesn’t have the dark wing feathers, and I’ve never seen that. After searching, it might be a Great White Pelican not an American White Pelican.

      … Though it’s definitle great, even if it’s not Great.

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• watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Bird is hungry, yo!

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