Easter diagram

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• Dionysus@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Jesus was a short mf.

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  • Ethalis@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I think a big point of his story is that his mother wasn’t fucked actually

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    • BygoneNeutrino@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Technically, Mary concieved a child with the Holy Spirit, and Jesus is the Holy Spirit who is God.

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The side profile doesn’t show it, but carrying the cross gave Jesus severe scoliosis.

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    • GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      And give me scoliosis until I comatosis and that’s my commandment you ain’t gotta ask Moses

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  • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Most historical figures would be short by our standards. Modern diets and easy availability of cheap nutrition have added multiple inches to the average height - several when compared to civilizations where famines were common (see North Koreans compared to South Koreans).

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    • stickyprimer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Isn’t it almost universal that as long as resources are plentiful, organisms drift toward larger sizes?

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  • ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Historically, he was probably five foot nothing.

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• sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Without a fan he will become uncomfortable and begin to smell

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  • Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    After water to wine, farts to fabreeze is ezpz

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• Never_go_full_regard@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This joke keeps getting funnier to me

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yeah it snuck up on me, not realizing it at first what it was, but it continues to get better rather than most memes which can get dumb and annoying quickly. Better for me because I took forever getting the joke until I stumbled on it finally.

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• DarkFuture@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  With the behavior of modern Christians the guy would probably beg to be put back in.

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• UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Inaccurate, evidence makes it more probable that he was buried in a mass grave.

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• WillFord27@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  He’s a short king (of the jews)

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• jeffep@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is there a strength competition somewhere, where people challenge themselves to escape from Jesus’ death cell and move the boulder?

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