Easter diagram

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• Never_go_full_regard@lemmy.today ⁨17⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  This joke keeps getting funnier to me

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• sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Without a fan he will become uncomfortable and begin to smell

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  • Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    After water to wine, farts to fabreeze is ezpz

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• Dionysus@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Jesus was a short mf.

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  • Ethalis@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think a big point of his story is that his mother wasn’t fucked actually

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    • BygoneNeutrino@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Technically, Mary concieved a child with the Holy Spirit, and Jesus is the Holy Spirit who is God.

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  • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Most historical figures would be short by our standards. Modern diets and easy availability of cheap nutrition have added multiple inches to the average height - several when compared to civilizations where famines were common (see North Koreans compared to South Koreans).

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    • stickyprimer@lemmy.world ⁨26⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Isn’t it almost universal that as long as resources are plentiful, organisms drift toward larger sizes?

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The side profile doesn’t show it, but carrying the cross gave Jesus severe scoliosis.

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    • GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And give me scoliosis until I comatosis and that’s my commandment you ain’t gotta ask Moses

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  • ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Historically, he was probably five foot nothing.

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