Sometimes parents don't make sense.

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• Nomorereddit@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Young me: Calvin’s dad sucks

  Old me: Calvin’s dad rules (cyclist, builds character which is philosopy, hopes gas goes up to $10/gallon, goes camping, chops wood, and is deadpan in all his joke delivery)

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I don’t get it, but I didn’t read much Calvin. Is his dad a terrorist? That’s the joke?

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    • nailingjello@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The text in this speech bubble was edited. Comment above you was making a general statement towards their appreciation of Calvin’s dad.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      his dad is an intellectual property lawyer

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• Bazell@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Kid doesn’t know that fertilizer has many applications.

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  • spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Maybe he does. Maybe he was in Oklahoma City on the morning of April 19, 1995. Perhaps he’s acutely aware of the use cases one has for a fertilizer stockpile.

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• thisbenzingring@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  the kid doesn’t know about the grow room… reminds me of this scene in Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels (one of my all time favorites)

  m.youtube.com/watch?v=lb7Vh37bSqE

  lol my wife and I quote this movie constantly

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  • Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ya like dags?

    …wait. that was Snatch.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Bomb making or scalping? 🤔

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s just weed

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Scalping?

    “These aren’t Yankees tickets, it’s just a bunch of dirt and shit.”

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “You understand if–er, when you get older.”

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• Randelung@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  In the current US economy that would just be called investing.

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• python@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Aw man, spoiled the surprise of their sweet new balcony garden 😞

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• stenAanden@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Do the Breivik manoeuvre and set up a sketchy agricultural company.

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