as a 50ish year old, listen to me kids.
lift with your back in a jerking motion if you want. fuck up your back, I don’t care.
I’m not your dad.
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as a 50ish year old, listen to me kids.
lift with your back in a jerking motion if you want. fuck up your back, I don’t care.
I’m not your dad.
As a 20ish year old listen to me kids, protect your back at all costs. You are not invincible because you are young.
Every single time you ever lift something heavy, ask yourself is your back straight?
My back is a little gay sometimes, is that normal?
Should I train to do the jerking motion before I attempt lifting heavy stuff? Asking for a friend
if you’re not jerking before tossing ass, you’re doing it wrong.
Your back is like your strongest muscle dude!
I know this is a joke, but I have this rant locked and loaded, so it’s going off.
Just fucking lift things.
The reason you always see this advice with the beige corporate art style is because that’s who invented it. Corporations. They noticed they kept having to pay workers comp when people threw out their backs on the job, and so started parroting this line rather than actually doing anything to solve the problem.
Essentially what they are trying to get you to do is use a powerlifting style squat/deadlift technique to lift everything. Which makes some sense. Powerlifters can lift a lot of weight. But it doesn’t make that much sense because most things in real life aren’t barbell shaped. They are weird and bulky and awkward and asymmetrical and have no good places to grab with your hands. You grab them however you can, and lift them however you can, because the job needs to get done. The human body is not a delicate flower that will wilt and die if you don’t use perfect squat technique to lift every object you ever lift until the day you die. We know this because you’ve lifted all sorts of things all sorts of ways and you’ve mostly been fine.
Does technique matter? Of course! That’s why real weightlifters and powerlifters practice it obsessively. You aren’t gonna pull 600lbs raw without having some damn good technique. But you aren’t pulling 600lbs when you pick up a bankers box full of tps reports.
The real way to avoid back injuries is:
Now, what should the person who lifts things for their job do? Well, fingers crossed you aren’t already injured. In that case, start hitting the gym - probably just one day per week, or as job fatigue allows - and start building up the big lifts. If you can pull 600lbs, you probably won’t throw out your back moving a couch, even if you are moving couches all day.
Tell me you don’t lift for your job without telling me you don’t lift for your job. Your back will start to hurt after 5 minutes if you bend over like that. Loading trucks for your job grinds you down like sandpaper on your joints.
I’m a concert rigger. My job is to bend over, balanced on a 6" beam, and pull a 100lb chain 100feet in the air over and over again.
False
Disc herniation is a hoax anyway.
I once saw someone stop, clack both feet together, point their toes forward, bend completely forward without bending their knees at all, and snap their back upward with two rapid jerks to bring up a 40+ pound box. My chest feels tight remembering it.
For those who have always seen this image and advice and have been like, “huh?” Like i was for the longest time, it wasnt until i finally started going to the gym and learning squats did i realize how fulfilling and painless lifting with proper form is
If youre looking for a good starting point for learning squats at home, ive sent this video to a couple friends with positive results: youtu.be/k-0OYcoyASk
Its worth it
This is so stupid. You can’t just lift the cool way, you also have to really quickly do the motion. Without that, you’re just a fuckin’ nerd.
And it’s 25% cooler if you twist while lifting
Also jump must be attempted
Also dont forget to use a sharp jerking motion for maximum power
you have to sneak up on the box
Just deadlift everything. Fuck it.
Why is looking like frog a con?
Warts
Meh better than the cancer strains of frog
Do you want to be associated with the fr*nch?
A hurts Legs and Back.
B only hurts Back.
The answer is clear
This meme doing all the heavy-lifting
Can I do the frog lift when it’s Wednesday… My dudes ?
This would be perfect if it had “throwing ass” as one of the positives
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Always lift with your back. It’s the biggest muscle in your body.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
lift with your coccyx, which should have a large tail for balance.