Sounds like you’ve got an especially kinky date ahead of you.
I agree to wear clothing
Submitted 2 months ago by cm0002@literature.cafe to memes@sopuli.xyz
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bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 months ago
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
1984
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pants on head, shirt as a cape, and flippers on my feet, just in case.
marzhall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
wear a gown
OpenStars@piefed.social 2 months ago
Especially if you’re a dude?
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“I make no promises for how long.”
Murse@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Okay but what kind of doctor?
ENT clinic? Probably what the message is shooting for.
Surgeon? You’ll have a front facing gown, but your ass will most likely be on display.
ER? Why does that patient still have clothes on?? Grab some bandage scissors and chop that shit off!
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Me: Puts on my finest clothes.
Doctor: “Take those off and put on this paper smock that exposes your ass. Also, all the surfaces and my instruments are cold.”
vogi@piefed.social 2 months ago
So specific it makes me think if people have special “in-person doctor’s visit"-outfit and if its weird of me to not have one.
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 months ago
If my doctor is unwilling to inspect my body then I will find a different doctor.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
This is presumably a form for an e-visit. It’s to prevent people from exposing themselves to the provider beyond medical necessity.
Zephorah@discuss.online 2 months ago
We once had a person arrive at the medical facility in the proverbial button down trench coat. Socks. Shoes.
sepi@piefed.social 2 months ago
What did you do?????
artifex@piefed.social 2 months ago
Would love to know the story that inspired that form field.
blackbrook@mander.xyz 2 months ago
I’m going to guess video drs visit.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
yeah, it was either a creep exhibitionist or someone who was very very ill and a practitioner who was woefully unprepared for their discipline. there’s no in between in medicine.