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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨cm0002@literature.cafe⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • artifex@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Would love to know the story that inspired that form field.

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    • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m going to guess video drs visit.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        yeah, it was either a creep exhibitionist or someone who was very very ill and a practitioner who was woefully unprepared for their discipline. there’s no in between in medicine.

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  • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sounds like you’ve got an especially kinky date ahead of you.

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  • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    1984

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pants on head, shirt as a cape, and flippers on my feet, just in case.

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  • marzhall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    wear a gown

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    • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Especially if you’re a dude?

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I make no promises for how long.”

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  • Murse@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Okay but what kind of doctor?

    ENT clinic? Probably what the message is shooting for.

    Surgeon? You’ll have a front facing gown, but your ass will most likely be on display.

    ER? Why does that patient still have clothes on?? Grab some bandage scissors and chop that shit off!

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  • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Me: Puts on my finest clothes.

    Doctor: “Take those off and put on this paper smock that exposes your ass. Also, all the surfaces and my instruments are cold.”

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  • vogi@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So specific it makes me think if people have special “in-person doctor’s visit"-outfit and if its weird of me to not have one.

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  • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If my doctor is unwilling to inspect my body then I will find a different doctor.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is presumably a form for an e-visit. It’s to prevent people from exposing themselves to the provider beyond medical necessity.

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  • Zephorah@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We once had a person arrive at the medical facility in the proverbial button down trench coat. Socks. Shoes.

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  • sepi@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What did you do?????

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