I agree to wear clothing

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• artifex@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Would love to know the story that inspired that form field.

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  • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m going to guess video drs visit.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      yeah, it was either a creep exhibitionist or someone who was very very ill and a practitioner who was woefully unprepared for their discipline. there’s no in between in medicine.

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Sounds like you’ve got an especially kinky date ahead of you.

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• FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  1984

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Pants on head, shirt as a cape, and flippers on my feet, just in case.

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• marzhall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  wear a gown

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Especially if you’re a dude?

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “I make no promises for how long.”

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• Murse@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Okay but what kind of doctor?

  ENT clinic? Probably what the message is shooting for.

  Surgeon? You’ll have a front facing gown, but your ass will most likely be on display.

  ER? Why does that patient still have clothes on?? Grab some bandage scissors and chop that shit off!

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• backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Me: Puts on my finest clothes.

  Doctor: “Take those off and put on this paper smock that exposes your ass. Also, all the surfaces and my instruments are cold.”

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• vogi@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So specific it makes me think if people have special “in-person doctor’s visit"-outfit and if its weird of me to not have one.

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  If my doctor is unwilling to inspect my body then I will find a different doctor.

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This is presumably a form for an e-visit. It’s to prevent people from exposing themselves to the provider beyond medical necessity.

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• Zephorah@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  We once had a person arrive at the medical facility in the proverbial button down trench coat. Socks. Shoes.

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• sepi@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What did you do?????

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