How I want to be flirted with

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• ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  Do you have a category F drivers’ license for that absolute agricultural tractor of an ass?

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  • Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Where is this for? Because I have an US class F license and I have never driven an Agricultural tractor in my life.

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    • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s UK.

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• sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Lucille Bluth should really be nicer to Shrek.

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    • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s a compliment tho

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  As a man of business, I work in orifices.

  You got any openings I can fill?

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• HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Are you a member of the Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers and Trainmen?

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• humanobserver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That line would work on way more people than it should

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• sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    THIGHS LIKE WHAT

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• hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Content Delivery Laxatives

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• AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  youtu.be/qwAg4IMIb6w

  🎶 My ass is a dump truck! My thighs are also dumbtruck 🎶

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Brilliant.

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