i wanna meet the gay of hormuz🫶

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sorry, the Iranian government beheaded them.

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  For a “strait”, Hormuz sure takes a lot of seamen. Don’t be ashamrd to be yourself, Hormuz.

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  • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Almost like a whormuz. (Sorry).

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  • abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bold of you to assume it’s not a woman. 

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t know about Hormuz, but the straight of Dover is about the only straight guy in Dover, the rest is all gay AF (and fabulous).

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m a Gay Whore… Muz.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve fucked a lot of dudes but I’m straight as an arrow.

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• Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t it be a “gay of heteruz”?

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• hector@lemmy.today ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s just a steppe away.

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• starik@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “In Iran, we don’t have homosexuals like in your country. In Iran, we do not have this phenomenon. I don’t know who has told you we have that.”

  Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Sept 2007

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• Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Or the eldritch wide of hormuz

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Should be easy to find, I bet they’re FABULOUS.

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  • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I would think, given the region’s attitude to LGBTQA+, they’d be incredibly difficult to find.

    However, once you have found them and they are in a space they feel safe to be their full self, you’d have the best Iftar of your life!

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• Kenny2999@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  dIRE gAYS of Hormuz

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• diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The BENDY of Hormuz

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Probably a sexy cousin.

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