last night was so fun
Submitted 1 day ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Hank?
traxex@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Thank GOD I wasn’t the only person who immediately thought of these frogs lmao.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Why you got a hole where your peepee should be?
errer@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And why did Arby’s deliver a sandwich there?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Well they ordered a sausage link first, but the only ones that Arby’s had were just those little dinky ones.
dumbass@piefed.social 1 day ago
Leave my Hank Hill butt out of this!
AHorseWithNoNeigh@piefed.social 1 day ago
Excuse me, I prefer the term: ‘diminished gluteal syndrome’.
pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
We’re here! No rear!
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
… Because men and women have differently scaled and proportioned pelvises, slightly different configurations of muscles layered over and anchored to the pelvis, significantly differently configured pelvic floor regions, as well as different propensities to store fat in different areas.
This leads to slightly different standing postures between the two primary sexes, which further introduces subtle shape differences to an ass, due to different muscle groups tending to be developed to slightly different amounts.
Seriously, they look different because sexual dimorphism is a thing, the anatomy is actually slightly different.
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say… you’d know that, at least generally, if you’d seen a reasonable amount of differently sexed butts.
zxqwas@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Needs to be that shape to helicopter.
Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You don’t want to see my butt loose brother
yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Okay sis i mean you definitely ain’t see my friend joshua’s ass, that ass stupid big
chocrates@piefed.world 1 day ago
Was it the old friend you mentioned? Glad it went well
violet08@lemmy.today 1 day ago
yeah
we had a disagreement over condom usage
it was fun but it s one and done as i disliked his attitude
chocrates@piefed.world 1 day ago
Oh shit, I may already commented in that one 😅
Why is it a foreign idea to use condoms? I don’t want no diseases!
homes@piefed.world 1 day ago
Saw that post. That Burger King needs to wrap a whopper.
Mim@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
it s one and done as i disliked his attitude
Having read your other post this seem like a good idea.
Good girl ;P
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
My butt feels like it would look like Hank Hill’s but it actually looks more like the moon (it’s big, round and full of craters).
sangeteria@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
You clearly aren’t a bathhouse diva, some men really got some motion down there! The bears especially! Shout out to the bears
Janx@piefed.social 1 day ago
Because you keep pointing and judging!
tourist@lemmy.world 1 day ago
if im naked i have every reason to be tense
if someone sees my smol pp its game over don’t you understand
Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Smol PP is a state of mind. Just rock out with your cock out like no one is watching :)
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Brother, you’re tensing up the wrong region if that’s your concern.
Just assert dominance.
Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
😔
hambo@fedinsfw.app 1 day ago
been working hard to fix that
Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app 1 day ago
Ahem, please leave my long back alone.I’m sensitive about it, not sensitive enough to do any squats though.
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
i feel too seen rn
REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 hour ago
They’re not small, they’re cold :(