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If Programmers are wizards then what are Computer Architects?

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨XiELEd@piefed.social⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • fraksken@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sourcerers

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    • cheese_greater@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What sourcery is this??

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      • Venator@lemmy.nz ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Open sourcery

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  • Tja@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    As an Architect myself… we are the bureucrats from the ministry of magic that create the rules of use, and issue the 27 different permits.

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    • bluemoon@piefed.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      thank you

      where do i declare my taxes to you

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      • Tja@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        We already get the taxes automatically 😁

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  • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The circle of elders. Long beards, live in seclusion in monasteries, celibate… you know the type.

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  • trolololol@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Clearly alchemists. Manipulate metals and rocks to build chips. Soooo, alchemists.

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  • KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Artificiers?

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  • ExtremeDullard@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Computers architects are like real architects: they’re paid more to design buildings but they don’t know how to lay bricks.

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    • XiELEd@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Hmm… What about Computer Engineers?

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      • ExtremeDullard@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Most computer engineers are only engineers in the original sense of railway engineer: they throw coal in the fire to run the engine.

        Real engineers (with an engineering degree) are called “senior software engineer”

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      • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        They don’t know how to lay bricks either.

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      • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        personally, it means i’m allowed to build hardware. not that i could, because nobody wants that so i have no experience in it, but i’m allowed to.

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If they fix broken components, necromancers.

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Also wizards but with more ritual spells

    Hope this helps

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  • Lexam@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Well my boy, wizards come in many varieties and flavors” said the old dragon to the little boy.

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  • litchralee@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Castle builders

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  • j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    NDA’s

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  • rafaelfcsouza@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It depends. There are tradeoffs.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Warlocks.

    Or the eldridtch beings that they bind to.

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  • fallaciousBasis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Gods.

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