Fck it, we ball

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• ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  any female born after 1983 can’t cook… all they know is leaf litter, curl they shells up, scuttling, lay eggs, eat rotten plant matter and lie

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• davidgro@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It is cute when they curl up into a ball.

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  • Sunsofold@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What did you do to make them curl up into a ball, David?

    David? What did you do?

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  • IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Shit, it happened again. I’ll get it right next time, I promise.

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fun fact: woodlice are terrestrial isopods, meaning they share a class (Malacostraca, the second-largest crustacean class after Insecta) with the decapods like crabs, shrimp, etc. Orders Isopoda and Decapoda are far away within the class, but they’re still in there!

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  • how_we_burned@lemmy.zip ⁨53⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Fun fact: woodlice are terrestrial isopods, meaning they share a class (Malacostraca, the second-largest crustacean class after Insecta) with the decapods like crabs, shrimp, etc. Orders Isopoda and Decapoda are far away within the class, but they’re still in there!

    So are you saying we can eat woodlice like we eat crabs?

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• puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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  • lemonwood@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I mean, exactly half of those are actually true.

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• 5715@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was 8 when I learnt thoroughly that not everyone wants to switch place with woodlice for a day when waiting for the school bus. 06:45 during an autumn storm would be much better as a woodlouse underneath comfy foliage.

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• mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  … Go on…

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