Fck it, we ball

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• davidgro@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It is cute when they curl up into a ball.

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  • IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Shit, it happened again. I’ll get it right next time, I promise.

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  • Sunsofold@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What did you do to make them curl up into a ball, David?

    David? What did you do?

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Tickled them with implied consent

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    • ZombieMantis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Lifted the log up.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I looked at it funny

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• puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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  • lemonwood@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean, exactly half of those are actually true.

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “All corners of the globe” and “pre-date the ice age”, obviously, but what’s number three?

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    xkcd.com/1610/

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fun fact: woodlice are terrestrial isopods, meaning they share a class (Malacostraca, the second-largest crustacean class after Insecta) with the decapods like crabs, shrimp, etc. Orders Isopoda and Decapoda are far away within the class, but they’re still in there!

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  • how_we_burned@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fun fact: woodlice are terrestrial isopods, meaning they share a class (Malacostraca, the second-largest crustacean class after Insecta) with the decapods like crabs, shrimp, etc. Orders Isopoda and Decapoda are far away within the class, but they’re still in there!

    So are you saying we can eat woodlice like we eat crabs?

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    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I mean I’ve read that the giant marine isopod Bathynomus giganteus is popular in Vietnam, so probably – although there’s probably a good reason beyond scarcity that it’s not a widely popular delicacy. I might be concerned about bioaccumulated heavy metals in terrestrial ones, they’d be highly inefficient to prepare, and I’ve never heard of any culture that eats them. But I’m sure it’d be doable. Just to what end, you know?

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    • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Supposedly if you boil them they turn pink like shrimp.

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• ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  any female born after 1983 can’t cook… all they know is leaf litter, curl they shells up, scuttling, lay eggs, eat rotten plant matter and lie

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Eat hot rotten plant matter and lie

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• perishthethought@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pics, ‘cause it happened.

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  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Women, amirite?

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    • KeenFlame@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes. I think it is one of the names for them

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wait those lousy things are woodlouse? I’ve been calling em rolly pollies! Aw I look like an idiot

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    • greenhorn@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Look at the common names section of the Wikipedia article, they’re called all sorts of things

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• arcine@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Checks out, I’m a girl and I do have 14 legs ! Very proud of my armor plating too, I take good care to keep it super shiny ✨

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• 5715@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I was 8 when I learnt thoroughly that not everyone wants to switch place with woodlice for a day when waiting for the school bus. 06:45 during an autumn storm would be much better as a woodlouse underneath comfy foliage.

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• Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Girls will have armor plating and have 14 legs

  New Halloween group costume idea

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• mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  … Go on…

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• ZombieMantis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We call 'em Rolly-Pollies where I’m from. Much better name.

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This dude thinking about little girls too much.

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