I love when drivers go through red lights at pedestrian crossings and almost hit me.
The next cunt that does it is getting dragged out of his fucking car.
Discussion Thread 😛 Saturday 14 February 2026
Submitted 2 days ago by YarraByte@aussie.zone to melbourne@aussie.zone
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Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Catfish@aussie.zone 2 days ago
I’ve been near smashed by so many cunts not stopping for trams in the past few weeks. Yesterday the driver got off and started yelling at people, it was majestic!
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 2 days ago
My friend hiked Mt Kosciuszko yesterday! I am so proud of her!
Definitely something I want to do as well one day.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 days ago
awesome 👍
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 2 days ago
My parents did it recently too. The whole way has a metal path so it’s an easy walk. Just wear a good hat that can stand up to some wind
calhoon2005@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Does anyone know De La Soul here…? Perfect for my mood and jobs today.
Catfish@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Sure. Not a fav, but exists in memory
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 days ago
I do, been a while.
SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 2 days ago
I hope you’re having a good birthday weekend Spins, lovely weather for it.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Hell yeah :)
imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Today’s adventures in perimenopause/life in 2026…I could not remember my own phone number. Got there in the end at least but seriously…
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Solidarity Sista. Yesterday I hot flushed in aldi so I stuck my head in the freezer.
Alamutjones@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Morning guys. Moderately well rested, and contemplating making pancakes
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 2 days ago
PSA for anyone doing meal planning today: Pancake Tuesday is this week, giving you the opportunity to indulge in as many pancakes as you like without anyone questioning your meal choices.
For anyone wanting the ultimate pancake challenge I have managed pancakes for all three meals one year. Sweet pancakes for breakfast, Japanese vegetable pancakes (okinomiaki) for lunch and filled savoury crepes for dinner.
kruetz@aussie.zone 2 days ago
I’ve just finished making a batch of cheese, bacon, and spring onion pikelets that ended up about three times thicker than regular pancakes, and they’ve already started to disappear …
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 2 days ago
That sounds like an interesting variation. Sort of a savoury muffin pikelet?
StudChud@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Who the fuck am I? What am I doing? What’s going on?
Casually slips into Babylon 5
Who are you?
What do you want?
Why are you here?
Where are you going?
Do you have anything worth living for?Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 days ago
daiso time
does anyone want anything?
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Training chopsticks please
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 2 days ago
I dunno if I’m weird or not but at the end of an asian inspired dish and there’s a small pea or little bit of carrot whatever left I’ll spend about 5 mins trying to pick it up w/ the sticks.
imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Nah I nabbed a bright scarf and a floor rug of perfect proportions from Vinnies so I am already ahead!
Alamutjones@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 days ago
omg, I remember it
and I remember everyone loving our new coins because they had beautiful native animal designs
Catfish@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Someday I’ll bother going through them to see if any have collectable dates
Alamutjones@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Huh, you’re a little older than I thought.
My Dad was in his teens, and we’ve had a chat about what he remembers - he’s the one that taught me the little jingle, and taught me to do old-money sums using the bag of old coins his Mum still kept to use in the Christmas pudding! - but I didn’t realise you were near that vintage too.
It was a lizard on the 2c and some sort of little possum on the 1c, if I recall
Catfish@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Tonight we see Baldrick, what will he dig up this time?
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Groceries, gym, clean house, feed various cats, dinner, night out!
Catfish@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Um Gibs, that isn’t a nap tray
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 2 days ago
She’s always been a little goblin lol
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Snowboard cross should be a contact sport
Eagle@aussie.zone 2 days ago
I’m sure i saw a clip the other day of ski ballet…
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 2 days ago
I want to see some cross-over stuff.
Skiing down the the luge track
Skeleton off the big ski jump.
Alamutjones@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Watch the Paralympics, you’ll get to see people ski blind. Will that do?
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 2 days ago
You have vision.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 2 days ago
No night out tonight sadly, budget doesn’t allow it.
Pretty disappointed tbh, but yeah it is what it is.
Fucking lame.
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 2 days ago
I bought a Digimon tote bag for my girlfriend and holy shit I think this is the best tote bag I’ve ever seen. It has double layered canvas on the sides so they’re nice and thick, and a generous gusset in the middle. This thing can stand up on its own with a few things in there
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Good morning comrades
imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 2 days ago
🫡 reporting for duty (coffee and shopping)
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Lawn is mown. Clothes washing is on. Dishwashing was delayed as I forgot to turn it on last night so had to run it this morning, then I forgot that had happened and added more dirty things, so now the dishwasher is on again.
bacon@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Beep Beep 🚚
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bacon@aussie.zone 1 day ago
☕️
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 2 days ago
I’ll have what she’s having
bacon@aussie.zone 1 day ago
☕️🥯🧈⚫️🫐🍯
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 days ago
tea and crumpets with butter and blackberry jam please
bacon@aussie.zone 2 days ago
☕️🥯🧈🫐🍯
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
the young Seagoons have moved into their new home
we all hugged and were a little teary when they said goodbye
I’m so lucky to have had them here, they really are a joy. 🥰🥹
they now live 10 mins by car, 20 by bus and we will see them often 🥰