the moon is hollow and rings like a bell

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Time for prospiracy theories.

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  • TheRealKuni@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Prospiracy” sounds like a Silicon Valley startup with an extremely greasy-faced tech bro at the helm.

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    • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I like to read it as Pros Piracy.

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    • slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      With SuperProAI !

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Takes drag, but like duuuude, what if the world isn’t ruled by a small group of elite pedos?

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• Objection@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or CIA torture prisons

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  • BoJackHorseman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The leftists are absolutely right.

    However this picture exaggerates the right wing theories. I’m a socialist, like own the means of production socialist and believe Jews are behind a lot of evil in the world. Things so evil that people call you conspiracy theoriest if you said it out loud. But people are forced to believe it because the DOJ said it.

    I also believe a lot of reductions in the Epstein files are to protect the Jews who were involved.

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    • Objection@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you’re a socialist then you should understand that it’s more about class rather than race.

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• midribbon_action@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Things do not ‘become’ true. The truth is always unchanging. We get clearer pictures of it, or it becomes more commonly accepted, but mainstream media attention did nothing to affect or create the truths of these matters.

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Next up: vampires.

    Very long-living beings that regenerate (have access to healthcare?) and don’t need to work, but do need to extract your lifeblood to feed their lifestyle choice. Typically has much exaggerated appetites compared to a normal human being.

    Hrm… 🤔🧛‍♂️

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s one view of truth. There’s a great model of truth that involves milk jugs. I’m trying to find it right now but it basically involves unreliable narrators.

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• floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How can it ring like a bell if it’s made of cheese?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    BaBELL cheese.

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• eatCasserole@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What’s the craziest one you’ve heard lately?

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  • CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That the global elite were running a pedophilia sex trafficking ring on a private island, where US Presidents would have gay sex with each other and underage girls…

    Oh shoot, wait, not a conspiracy anymore…

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    • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      AFAIK even with the new documents available there is no evidence showing Clinton has ever been to the island, meaning it’s just 1 US President.

      The Gay sex part might be true, though, but the source is once again Trump in a private email.

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• Little8Lost@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Poor fiatearthers will be the last conspiracy theorists

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I haven’t seen any conspiracy theories coming true lately, we’ve known Trump was heavily involved with Epstein since long before he was even elected so that one isn’t a conspiracy. Anything else I missed?

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  • BoJackHorseman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Did you know Jews rape children and eat babies?

    Did you know Jews consider goyim subhuman? Which is what allows them to rape goyim children.

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    • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The /s is not optional.

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  • Dippy@beehaw.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    4chan is a psyop from the top, the trans panic is a distraction from the top, stuff like that

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    • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Psyop” is a term for government run, as in “operation” implying organized military efforts. We just know the 4chan owner was in the Epstein files and at least one conspiracy theorists held the rank of lieutenant.

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• Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not only is the moon haunted its a giant alien spaceship set to monitor earth

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  • Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So its really a haunted spaceship then?

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I like the Doctor Who “The moon is a giant egg” take

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nuh uh, I am gonna create new ones don’t worry.

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  • zo0@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You got any on you rn?

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Okay if Israel starts a forest fire in California with a satellite based laser I will personally apologize to what’s her face

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  • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Who needs anything so complex?

    reddit.com/…/argentinians_and_chileans_how_bad_is…

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• SpacePanda@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  about a .7% chance in 2032 we will find out if the moon rings like a bell lol

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