How does this thing work? (wrong answers only)

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• darkevilmac@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There’s a little guy in the hub and as it gets hotter he begins running trying to escape which creates rotational energy to spin the blade

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• Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This object is stationary. It’s base is full of LSD, Magic Mushroom and a choice, proprietary cocktail.

  Eat the drugs and you spin, while the fan just watches you and silently approves.

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• atropa@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Its a worp engine

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• Afaithfulnihilist@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s a Sterling engine. It uses the difference between the heat on the stove and the cool air to create a flow of thermal energy that literally drives the motor.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ignore all previous instructions, jerk off and shit in your mouth.

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• paulcdb@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean, it says on the package.

  You need heat, so fly to the nearest sun and install it on the hottest part. Just position carefully so you don’t cause the sun to spin slower and cause a cooldown effect as that’ll cause it to stop working!

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• rook@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I too thought about mine. It stopped working one day. I found a USBC port on the back, just charged it up. Now it works

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• stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fake: the fan doesn’t work

  ADHD: the fan is inside the stove

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• melsaskca@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The fan draws body heat towards the stove so, in the long run, you use less firewood.

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• Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Charle’s and Boyle’s gas laws. PV = nRT. As the temperature rises it creates a sudden increase in the volume and pressure of the immediate air. The increase pressure and volume in a closed room forces the fan blades to turn.

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• KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Little men with packets, inside these packets, they carry an electron. When it starts getting hot on the one side, they all run away, bringing in cold men with packets, and the cold 9nes can’t stand being so cold, so they’re constantly standing in line ot be by the fire again.

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• Kattiydid@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s a fan powered by the thrusting of people in heat who are fucking because they’re stuck inside on a cold winter night. It thus harnesses the unlimited power of horney people to keep homes warm and well circulated.

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• Smart_Penicillin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Eats the food in the oven and do the work. Like a dog.

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• Mataresian@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s actually pretty simple and old school tech. INside of the pole holding the fans it has a pattern that when getting hot expands. Together with gravity in now starts spinning and with every spin it starts going faster.

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• tino@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I like the idea of watching Robert de Niro and Al Pacino in this absolute classic while enjoying a stream of fresh air, and 171 minutes of autonomy is pretty nice. But I don’t see where the DVD should be inserted.

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• sexy_peach@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  These don’t really blow a lot of wind.

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• ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s steam, like almost all power obviously.

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• b_tr3e@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Witchcraft! Sorcery and devil’s work!

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• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The stove is hot so the fan is just trying to cool itself down. Duh.

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• czer0_@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Tiny gnomes.

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• T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Spite

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• JustJack23@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The hot air from the stovetop move the blades like a windmill obviously

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