Submitted 1 year ago by hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone to [deleted]
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For newer users, the 3 day no poop post was an legendary asklemmy post where OP asked how they coukd go three days without shitting. We never found out why.
The “why?” Was because this was in the middle of the Oceangate search and the search had been going on for about 3 days at that point.
Well, that kinda makes sense.
But it also makes it more hilarious!
He said he would be in a large tent with air conditioning.
My friend’s kid used to take ~1 shit a week. What happened is, he got constipated one time and had a very painful shit. Naturally, he didn’t like it, who would, but was too young to understand the situation was abnormal. So, logically, in order to avoid pain while shitty he decided to avoid shitting as long as possible, which resulted in painful shits because it’s a week’s worth coming out at once.
Ended up being self-fulfilling. This went on for at least several months if not longer than a year.
So, to answer how not to shit for 3 days; apparently willpower is enough.
While potty training, my daughter held her poop for over a week. We had to cave and let her use a diaper, because she was at risk of permanent injuries. Then suddenly one day she decided diapers were for babies and started pooping in the toilet.
Then suddenly one day she decided diapers were for babies and started pooping in the toilet
Watch out though, apparently this can flip right back like a light switch.
For instance, my dad turn 76 and bam, right back to diapers.
Jesus… I poop 2-4 times every day.
I HAVE done a three-day zero-poo adventure many times at festivals. Usually I’d just eat those heavy bars and beef sticks. Then on the way back we’d stop at whatever place has the greasiest food, order an appetizer sampler, and just destroy the place’s toilets.
Woah, I did the same thing. My parents ended up taking me to several pediatric Psychologists to help figure out what the problem was, including some quack that tried to say I was acting out in subconscious anger because my Grandfather was a Freemason! Not, you know, the fact I didn’t realize that bowel movements aren’t supposed to be painful. I think I made it for two weeks once although I wasn’t keeping exact score.
I developed the same weird irrational fear about it from a young age. I’d hold it as long as I could. Even once that embarrassed me enough to start trying to stop, I still wasn’t “regular”. I’d go, it would be painful, and then I wouldn’t have to go again for weeks on end. My mom kept tabs on the situation, took me to all kinds of doctors, tried all different laxatives and stool softeners, got a colonoscopy done, but the answer was always “I guess that’s just her body’s schedule”. Best lead we got was allergy testing that came back positive (mild) for pretty much everything; the worst being eggs, whey/milk, and gluten. Which wasn’t realistic to cut out on our budget but we reduced as much as we could.
Then my period kind of forced me out of it. So I have a couple big shits around my period that need to be cut with a knife and that’s that. My PCP still asks about it occasionally lol, says her kid had the same issue, but as far as she can tell I’m in perfect health so…
Aside from the mild embarrassment I get when the topic comes up for whatever reason, I can’t say it’s the worst thing to not have to go super frequently. And I guess I got pretty good control of my bowels from the whole ordeal 😅 Although in terms of people in my life knowing about it from here on, I’ll probably take the entire experience and my “schedule” to my grave.
It’s funny you talk about whey and dairy because this same friend also has two kids who had issues with the proteins in milk as a baby. Same symptoms, constipation. They had to get special formula to alleviate problems. Over time the kids grew out of it.
honestly i was like this for a while too, though i very much understood what was going on.
it just becomes a hard cycle to break because we’re so hard-wired to avoid unpleasantness.
in my case the solution was consuming as much fibre as i possibly can, it’s helped me tremendously with gut health in general. It basically just makes things behave conveniently and sensibly.
The admins do not take kindly to shitposting and satire
I was wondering why my comments keep getting removed without notice.
Based
No shit post
Yes shit post! This is Lemmy shit post.
Quick, somebody check on the can of bean post!
(Also, it’s because Mizu deleted their account and it deletes all the info associated with it, because it doesn’t show their account as banned.)
My guess is it had something to do with a girl, like staying together at a remote or intimate place.
best laugh I’ve had all week
I doubt it was a girl. A guy, though….
Dudes I’m feeling all blocked up over this
One time I went five days without pooping.
when I finally unloaded the pile I felt so much better. I had to sit on the toilet for nearly an hour, but god damn it felt good to poo after all that time.
You all with your weird no fiber eating habits make my Coke-swilling, donut shoveling ass raise an eyebrow.
Oh that’s easy. Eat nothing but cheese until the desired outcome is achieved. You, uh, might want to have some stool softener and laxatives in your medicine cabinet for when you’re done with your insane experiment though.
Dairy does the exact opposite to me
Have they considered eating fiber for that constipation problem? I used to eat a big bowl of oatmeal (not instant) every work morning. Regular as clockwork. Also prune juice and/or strong coffee will help move things along too. Laxatives are fine too, but they wouldn’t be my first go-to to flush the system.
Too much fibre causes really bad constipation.
DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That was a 3 part series too, and they’ve all been nuked.
The source - I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can’t take up too much space. What food do I pack?
First follow up - [ANSWERED] How long does it take your body to process and excrete gummy worms, and how to make it faster? [URGENT AND SERIOUS RESPONSE REQUIRED]
Second follow up - What’s the easiest way to cure severe constipation?
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
👏Here, have my digital applause.👏
N0body@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
What is dead may never die!
littlecolt@lemm.ee 1 year ago
My man!
clemdemort@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Magnificent! LMAO