Just let me upload my consciousness to a machine and I’ll have every body part replaced as soon as I can afford it.
w e a k n e s s
Submitted 2 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to [deleted]
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trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 2 months ago
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 months ago
we can give you the free plan, but it comes in a few flavours:
- No ads. 150 years of hedonistic virtual bliss (5 years realtime), then we put you to unceasing torturous work for the remainder of your lease (20 years) before bucketing you out for another customer.
- Ads in realtime, you have to watch them, max volume, 60seconds, one every hour, we leave you alone otherwise, except to record your responses when watching ads.
- No ads, but the sim runs at 100x slower than realtime. You’ll experience about 10 years of normal afterlife every 100 years
BitchPeas@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You’re a monster.
bonsai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Yeah, I’m trans.
Transhumanist 🦿🦾
EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
When you ask a Mechanicus player what their type is: 316 stainless.
Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Bro is training to become bagger 288
aeiou@piefed.social 2 months ago
memes are weird
It’s funny that so many have memorized an advert for a game they may not have even played
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Dawkins was right.
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
little me had a crush on her growing up and tbh I still stand by it
thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Funny, creative, smart woman that makes a living messing around with building cool stuff… was there anyone that didn’t have at least a little crush on her?
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 2 months ago
Even when she did a shell sponsorship, as in visiting an oil rig and spreading oil company propaganda.
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I met her briefly at a Comic-Con, and she is just as sweet as she is smart.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
were just gonna blow past the fact that there’s man in the plane sitting in masterbation position?
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
IDK why but the dude in the background sitting in the plane like that is cracking me up.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
scale. you don’t see aircraft that tiny being piloted by guys that big often.