Don't leave home without it

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Can one of the back up eggs be hard boiled?

  You know, in cases of stress or trying times

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  • rustyfish@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Nope. Both have to be fresh egg yolk only. Anything else would be stupid anyway.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      especially if you’re american, you need them soft boiled in case of soldiers

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• Okokimup@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Who can afford a backup egg?

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  • Typhoon@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Found the American

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    • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Let’s go back to bartering, 1 egg = 256kb of RAM

      For an ostrich egg you can get RGB too

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  No beans or corn? This is useless.

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I prefer PWWEEK!

  Phone, Wallet, Whistle, Egg, Egg, Keys

  Remember, it’s three short blasts on repeat for ICE, or if you fall down the well again.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    what if you tripped that bastard timmy someplace deep and want to throw people off the search?

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• kamen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I, for one, always carry my two eggs, but for different reasons.

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• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Or, now hear me out, how about just memorize this abbreviation:

  WPK

  Better yet, how about just remember to bring your fookin wallet, phone, and keys every time you leave the house

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  • TheHotze@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But then you might not have an egg.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Whip, popcorn, knife?

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• Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Tapani Kansalainen — Avaimet, lompakko, puhelin (Finnish rap)

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How much troubled would you realistically get for egging someone or their car?

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