Men after finding out what women's romance novels are actually like:

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• SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Okay, so what are they actually like? I have no clue.

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  • Drusas@fedia.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Porn. It's written porn, with more story.

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    • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And why would I be shocked at someone reading erotic fiction?

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    • DahGangalang@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “More” story

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    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s not the lack of story that bores the heck out of me in porn made for men. It’s how incredibly stupid it is.

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  • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I noticed in high school that a lot of the romance novels involve rape. Like a crazy amount of them start the sexual relationship between the man and woman with rape. Then the woman eventually falls for him.

    I am assuming that type of shit.

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    • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s OK as long as he’s attractive. Or rich. Or both.

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    • swelter_spark@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That was a huge thing in the 80s. Even my mom was into that crap. Not really around that much from anymore, what I can see. Now it’s all hot asshole billionaire high school students.

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    • fonix232@fedia.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nope, most will at most have CNC, albeit some might come in weirdly justified ways (e.g. in Lights Out the FMC ponders that her commenting on the MMC's thirst trap videos that she'd like him to break into her home etc., was explicit consent for him to do so).

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    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ew, I won’t start reading them in this case.

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That tracks.

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  • plateee@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They tend to be fairly sexually explicit - think fanfic levels.

    At least that’s been my experience.

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    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I need to start reading romantic novels

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      the cover gives it away if its not obvious, always portray a half naked WHITE male, athletic or well built.

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  • bonenode@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’re like
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    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That explains a lot!

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  • BurnedDonutHole@ani.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Me too… And I’m afraid to ask.

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    • Thatuserguy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m not. Spill the beans. We talking nothing but 50 shades here or something?

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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dick and balls man. Dick, and balls.

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• ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Some men after finding out what women’s romance novels are actually like:
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  • sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Some men should watch Heated Rivalry with their significant others. Great bonding experience.

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• RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • ano_ba_to@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The “Men writing women” subreddit are about sentences. “Women writing men”? They’re entire novels.

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  • JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a continuum then.

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• MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  All it is is chat GPT levels of synapsis from the latest porn with a little “make sure doesn’t look like plagiarism” rubbed on it.

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