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• alquicksilver@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I am extremely disappointed that I can’t unread this.

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  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m extremely disappointed that most people these days aren’t romantics like the response.

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• man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is what happens when you post about corn all day.

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  • slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sewage treatment facilities have mandatory overtime the day after Thanksgiving.

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is one of those things that sounds just true enough to get away with beginning a fact that I read somewhere one time.

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  • MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There’s nothing funnier than the fallout post with a toilet with "mine corn"on it.

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• Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ahhh, Urban Dictionary, home of implausible or downright impossible sex acts posted by 12 year olds

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• ColdWater@lemmy.ca ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Learning English was a mistake

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I wonder if all the other languages provide nothing but wholesome clean internet experiences?

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Literal shitpost. Definitely meets the requirement.

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• amato@piefed.social ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Way to put the shit in shitpost

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I did not consent to learning this

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You surrendered all consent when you clicked it.

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t need to know all the facts in the world. This one was not a necessary one

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• hanrahan@piefed.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Who said true love was dead!

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• ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bring the corn back

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can’t un-Zimbabwe swamp cannon the Zimbabwe swamp cannon unfortunately.

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  • ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean it doesn’t have to be a dick that triggers the canon. You could use corn too if you want. Bonus points if they ate corn too.

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• agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And that’s why you always put down a towel when you use the rear entrance.

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  • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Spur of the moment anal sex is shitty.

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• muxika@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s called “Muddy Moses.”

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  • thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Parting the brown sea?

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• candyman337@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Jesus fucking Christ lmao

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• slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Should be a pinned mascot shitpost.

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