“Someone’s breaking into your home. What do you do? Call 911? It takes the police an average of 35 minutes to respond to a 911 call. In that time, a burglar could have his way with your wife, smoke a cigarette, flip her over and go in for seconds.”
Shooting pistols while high on Oxycontin is in the Constitution!
DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 4 minutes ago
I literally passed that sign driving to Blue Ridge Tuesday. I was as confused then as I am now. But what are the odds that I see this on Lemmy? I should buy a Powerball ticket.