Someone had to take the blame

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• meekah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Step one in the PR-playbook: blame it on previous management

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  • Ghyste@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Step two: Change nothing.

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    • BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Step 3 - find another child patsy

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Counterpoint: Pin it on Uncle Joe, that piece of shit

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    • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Grandpa Joe

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They didn’t die; just temporarily disfigured and permanently traumatized.

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Violet totally died.

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    • modus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No one cares about Violet.

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• apotheosical@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  For some reason wonkas voice sounds like rick Sanchez in my head here

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• neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They didn’t die though?

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  • Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mike Teevee might have some fatal complications after the Taffy puller.

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    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not to mention Violet going to the blueberry press

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m still waiting on the world to realize that dude was diddling those kids, but y’all aren’t ready to hear it.

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t make your pedo fantasies the world’s problem.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You mean the oompa loompas? Those aren’t kids. I don’t think… 🤔

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    • MML@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think canonically they’re their own species.

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  • RogerMeMore@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Well, I’m not waiting for the world to realize it. That dude was clearly up to no good.”

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• digital_man@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Aw jeez”

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  • RogerMeMore@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Yeah, gotta love those ‘someone had to take the blame’ situations.”

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