A man can dream, can’t he?

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Couple changes: polyamorous femboy hooters furry twink, any EV under 50k, and bad dragon lube instead of zyn

  I could be more picky, but those are the major adjustments necessary

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  • Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What coward is downvoting this?

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Some just don’t know the true euphoria of riding a femboy fox. Poor souls, they are.

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  • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I would like to reinstate the government mandated goth gf, remove the government mandated part, remove the government entirely, keep the polyamorous part, replace the house on 2% interest with a hand-built communal living arrangement with chickens and a workshop with too much sawdust, swap the EV for a nice E-bike, and trade half the lube for a pirate flag - but only half!

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    • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But if the goth GFs are state mandated it implies every human being should have one for a life worth giving, which checks out.

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    • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What are you going to do with half a pirate flag?

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  • Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who else really wants a femboy hooters?

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      wonder if all it takes is opening hooters franchise and hire femboys, and if corporate complains say it’s because gender discrimination laws and sue them instead so ALL hooters become femboy hooters.

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• gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I am again azking people to not call any woman with black hair a goth.

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  • Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What about black lipstick, can we call them goths?

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Only people of Germanic origin can be real Goths, for everyone else it’s just sparkling depression.

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    sounds like goth denialism

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• krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sir, while I do think that, broadly speaking, your proposition does have merits, there is a point that I would like clarified, as I feel it is the linchpin of this particular proposal’s success or failure.

  This goth gf you mentioned: are her tiddies big? Is she a big tiddie goth gf, or are her tiddies of a normal size? While I do not think there is anything wrong with a goth gf without big tiddies, I think it is important that those potential goth gds who have big tiddies are not excluded from this proposal, as the size of one’s tiddies should not define them, and tiddies are delightful regardless of size.

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  • FarmTaco@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    one does not discriminate among goth gfs based on tiddies, its a core tenet of the nation

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  • noxypaws@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    clearly not much of a foot guy, huh?

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Keep the big ones, I want a goth gf that’s flat as a board.

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• Masamune@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If the costco gold card is just a hot dog, I won’t be a member for very long.

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