Yeah, I need a collection of vagina sounds for research purposes. Yes, they have to be ballerinas, and don’t skimp on the bare feet pics
- A freak
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Yeah, I need a collection of vagina sounds for research purposes. Yes, they have to be ballerinas, and don’t skimp on the bare feet pics
Not research, but artistic! And the article said the volunteers were unsolicited, so they were (presumably) happy to contribute to the cause!
Became concerned"
I’d put “hypothetical aliens listening to our radio transmissions won’t know what our vaginas sound like” preeeety far down my list of concerns but you do you, king
So I learned the new word “invaginate” today and will now be using it in all the sexy talk I share with my wife.
Tau Ceti is only 12 ly away
So they’re like 15 years late replying to the pussy call. Either they are too old and slow or they have so much already they’re just too busy
Or they got the signal and had no fucking clue what it was, like when we got that strange noise from space that happened just once and never again.
“New phone, who dis.”
Round trip time, dude. 3 years late.
per OP, signal reached T.C. in 1998
T.C. is ~12 ly away
if they responded that year we’d have got the message in 1998 + 12 = 2010
that was 15 years ago
Isn’t this The 3 Body Problem?
Did they add any context or is the idea that the aliens will figure put what the sound is supposed to mean?
Nope.
Oh, I thought they meant the other kind of “sound” and I am like, that’s a lot of mass to send interstellar for a joke.
ch00f@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Ok, I was going to crack a joke about how this is a response to the vulva slit being removed from the depiction of the nude woman on the Pioneer plaque, but it literally is.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_plaque#Criticism