I know which I'd choose

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• bufalo1973@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A son is a son. The part of the sexual life has to be meaningless to the parents.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    But that stew is also still a stew tho and a man’s gotta eat ifyanahmsayin.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    100% agreed

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• Localhorst86@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  1 day blinding stew

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pot of Unseeing

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• j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  May I have both please?

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You may.

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• svc@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Healing stew without a doubt. The stew will heal my son of his gay-deficiency

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  • Maroon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You mean his gayficiencies ?

    I’ll show myself out.

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ain’t no meat on an itty bitty twink.

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• bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m not ready for a son thanks

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I'm not ready for stew

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• rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I bet my hypothetical openly gay son is a better cook/pharmacist/witch than any of your hypothetical, probably closeted, children.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I'd choose the son any day. We can make the stew later.

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• trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is the stew vegetarian?

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well it's not made from the gay son, that's for sure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      That reminds me, how’s your straight son? I haven’t seen him around today.

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• affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Healing Stew please.

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• finitebanjo@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I think I need some additional info.

  Does my son do what I ask? Will he call me on weekends after he moves out? Will he honor the clan [redacted]?

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No. Yes. He's clan agnostic.

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    • finitebanjo@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The clan [redacted] is also agnostic so at least he's on the right track. I'll think about it a bit.

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