I know which I'd choose

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• bufalo1973@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A son is a son. The part of the sexual life has to be meaningless to the parents.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    100% agreed

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But that stew is also still a stew tho and a man’s gotta eat ifyanahmsayin.

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• j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  May I have both please?

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You may.

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• Localhorst86@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  1 day blinding stew

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pot of Unseeing

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  • Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Literally every time I see this referenced I go and look at the original flier on the pole and laugh my sack off. The way the last line just says “1 day blinding stew” in kinda shitty letters just riddles me.

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• svc@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Healing stew without a doubt. The stew will heal my son of his gay-deficiency

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• bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m not ready for a son thanks

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I'm not ready for stew

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      chiliphobe

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I am, pass over your bowl…

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• rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I bet my hypothetical openly gay son is a better cook/pharmacist/witch than any of your hypothetical, probably closeted, children.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I'd choose the son any day. We can make the stew later.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  if i decide not to be a parent later on, how healing of a stew can i make out of the gay son?

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• trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is the stew vegetarian?

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well it's not made from the gay son, that's for sure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That reminds me, how’s your straight son? I haven’t seen him around today.

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• finitebanjo@piefed.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think I need some additional info.

  Does my son do what I ask? Will he call me on weekends after he moves out? Will he honor the clan [redacted]?

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No. Yes. He's clan agnostic.

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    • finitebanjo@piefed.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The clan [redacted] is also agnostic so at least he's on the right track. I'll think about it a bit.

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• affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Healing Stew please.

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ain’t no meat on an itty bitty twink.

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