Submitted 22 hours ago by kliu@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Don’t let yacht breakdowns ruin your trip. Most issues can be prevented or handled with basic knowledge. Our guide covers 7 most common yacht part failures - from engines to electrical systems - and shows you how to diagnose and make emergency repairs at sea.
Stay safe on the water with these essential troubleshooting tips.
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If your yacht starts having trouble you should take that as a sign that it’s time to buy another yacht
If you’re yachting around without a spare yacht and a yacht jack in the trunk, what are you even doing?
I just always being a backup yacht with me
I bring a little coal-powered tugboat to proudly tow me home
Thanks I’ll give this to my butler to look at
Whenever this happens, I make the staff lay end-to-end in the water and simply walk to shore. Feels good to get the steps in.
I keep both my helicopters gassed and ready just for this contingency
TOP 7 YACHT FIXES
Doesn’t even mention the importance of boat drinks in boat maintenance.
No tiny umbrellas, nothing. worthless.
The stark subtext here is that "people who own yachts have no business operating yachts". If you're going out on the open water on a vessel you're in charge of, that's all shit you should already know.
Fix No. 1) Leave a will gifting your wealth to a good cause and then kill yourself.
This is a lifesaver. I’m printing this to display inside my luxury yacht.
No, I think that those are those ring things with a hole in them.
I see you’ve played the old “lifesaver common yacht problems and fixes switcheroo” before.
"No, it's spelt 'Raymond Luxury-Yacht', but it's pronounced 'Throat-Warbler Mangrove'."
FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website 22 hours ago
This isn’t but also somehow is a shit post.