I feel seen and humiliated.
you have been defeated, you do not pass go, you do not collect your $200
Submitted 3 weeks ago by j4k3@piefed.world to [deleted]
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Comments
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It happened to me. It’ll happen to you, too!
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
- J-Roc
foodandart@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Yikes! Y’all gotta eat better if your poop scrapes are cementing themselves to the bowl…
Damn!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It has nothing to do with diet and everything to do with experimental anatomy
deacon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I am a god among men with my pee pressure, and I always pay it forward at the urinal, though I have to stand back a bit because it is splashy.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ah a classic beginner mistake. You have to dip your noodle in the toilet water first before you pee.
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
If you’re not using the toilet brush, please start doing so
bstix@feddit.dk 3 weeks ago
Yeah, nothing beats a clean rectum.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Don’t forget your anus paste!
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I didn’t know leaves had gender or competitions.
Wilco@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
This monopoly game got weird as hell.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Defeated male lurks.
When all the lionesses are in heat and all want to be bred RIGHT NOW and multiple times (and will bite the scrotum of the solitary male to… stimulate him into action), then it’s the hour for all the defeated males to shine.
Seriously, this is a relevant part of lion pride sociopolitics. It may also figure into why the dominant male tends to kill the cubs of the lionesses
when there’s doubt as to their heritage.When I researched alleged murder gangs of lion males there’s not much evidence for them, but discovered insatiably horny lionesses (seriously) is the way defeated males get their day.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s what the bum hose is for. It gets pressure
menas@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
Plz, the brush
Kenny2999@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
pee-er pressure
j4k3@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
pier pressure... walk the plank