you have been defeated, you do not pass go, you do not collect your $200

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• menas@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Plz, the brush

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• noodles@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was eating

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    so now we finally learn
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• Kenny2999@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  pee-er pressure

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  • j4k3@piefed.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    pier pressure... walk the plank

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• hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I feel seen and humiliated.

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  • j4k3@piefed.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    exposed

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It happened to me. It’ll happen to you, too!

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    • J-Roc

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• foodandart@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yikes! Y’all gotta eat better if your poop scrapes are cementing themselves to the bowl…

  Damn!

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It has nothing to do with diet and everything to do with experimental anatomy

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s what the bum hose is for. It gets pressure

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• deacon@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I am a god among men with my pee pressure, and I always pay it forward at the urinal, though I have to stand back a bit because it is splashy.

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨53⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Ah a classic beginner mistake. You have to dip your noodle in the toilet water first before you pee.

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• GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you’re not using the toilet brush, please start doing so

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  • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, nothing beats a clean rectum.

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    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Don’t forget your anus paste!

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• sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I didn’t know leaves had gender or competitions.

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• Wilco@lemmy.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This monopoly game got weird as hell.

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