Submitted 2 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to memes@sopuli.xyz
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When I was young I was hanging out with this girl who was teaching me how to kiss.
We spent some time together, and then the next weekend I saw her again, we start making out, and she instantly says, “You’ve been practicing!”
I admitted that I had practiced with a girl I sort-of knew, expecting that she would be upset. She said, “No, you’re better! I like it.” And lo, I received some valuable wisdom.
Am I the weird one for not understanding the concept of tongues while kissing? It’s, at best, like if the other person started idly pushing your toes around, not unpleasant, but just wtf are you doing?
Nah the toe stuff is great too!
But no you’re not weird for having your own preference. Some people like to Peck, some people play tonsil hockey.
“kiss”
I came to make this exact post, exact same characters. Great minds and all!
Hahahahahahahahahaha
That’s valid too.
~If you’re into that sort of thing.~
The poor girl/boy didn’t even know that (s)he did this while the thing was on.
I learned how to receive a blowjob the same way.
:O
Took me a sec to figure out what I was even looking at there’s so few pixels
That’s the thumbnail you can click on it to expand image.
i still don’t know what the fuck this is
It’s the bearer from a mixer you would use to make brownies or something. You lick off the batter. Example
M137@lemmy.world 1 day ago
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