If you fap with your right hand, how the fuck are you supposed to hold the mouse?
Necessary post procedure care for vasectomy
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Keyboard navigation, fam.
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
So you’re saying vim keybinds can up my gooning game?
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
With the left hand. You don’t need that much dexterity to click thumbnail images.
relativestranger@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
“hey cortana, slo-mo!”
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
become left handed
CluelessDude@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I don’t want to be a nut buster but aren’t you supposed to beat the meat bunch to clear the remains after till it’s clean?
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Yes, you’re supposed to ejaculate a few times before you bring in a sample to have it tested. But you’re supposed to wait a week or two before any sexual action after the actual surgery.
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
IIRC was prescribed like 30 ejaculations over the course of two months. I could be wrong about the exact number but I remember thinking I had to actually put an effort and some consistency in it if I was going to hit the target.
Shyanae@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A week or two? Here in Germany it was like “Whenever you feel good enough again” which he said would be in about 1-2 days. And for me it was a day after the vasectomy.
But I had a great Doctor who said I can bring my phone or Console to play on while he worked his magic. Ended up watching with a mirror though…
null@lemmy.nullspace.lol 3 weeks ago
I’ve never head that, but sounds like a nice consolation.
93maddie94@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
The directions I saw recently were no arousal for two weeks, then ejaculate 20 times over 2 months, then send in the sample. If the sample doesn’t come back clear, then repeat after 2 more months. Insurance does not cover the testing kit.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
altphoto@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Imagine being the guy at the assembly line in China…why fo I need to polish my welds down to Ra16?..ohhh! Its for a chicken? Oh the other bird! Wow, I need to polish more! Maybe test fit before shipping!
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Tell him to wait a month before bragging about it. My father in law apparently told everyone who would listen for a couple weeks that he was shooting blanks, so no more kids (the man has no filter). He then had to ago around and let everyone know that his last live round had actually hit the mark. That would be my sister in law.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Mhmm. They ever, uh, double check?
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
She’s a giant like the rest of his family. 6’2". And has his nose same as his other kids. Couldn’t deny her if he tried.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
Man hopefully he’s not a 1 or 2%er like me.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What’s that?
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
Whenever you have any procedure/surgery, they’ll give you percentage chances of certain side effects. It might be 90% had none,5% something minor, 2% really bad and 1% worse than you would want to imagine. Obviously the percentages and side effects vary based on what procedure they’re doing. But my vasectomy did not go well.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A real friend would offer the use of their own penis until their buddy’s balls were better.