So is that dude suggesting that dolphins aren’t people? I don’t care much for football or even Miami, but I am still pretty sure Miami Dolphins are still human.
Do you truly believe that this is a human being?
Submitted 2 weeks ago by genfood@feddit.org to [deleted]
https://files.catbox.moe/83v5nb.mp4
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The Dolphins don’t care much for football, either.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
and clearly, humans despise miami
don@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
No, Miami dolphins are still dolphins, and not human. A dolphin is a dolphin regardless of its location.
The Miami Dolphins are still Miami Dolphins, and therefore are the Dolphins.
Goddamn semantic satiation bout to kick in hard.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
So then what do we classify the Miami Hurricanes as. Their name alludes they are a storm, their mascot on the other hand that they are very brave and or stupid enough to not move out of the way of a hurricane with haste.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I love this video so much. I’ve watched it like thirty times and I giggle at the lost look at the crowd he does. It’s so good.
whosepoopisonmybuttocks@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Grade A trolling
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“You’re not a human ‘til you’re in my phone book.”
—Bill Hicks
UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Unexpected but appreciated Roundabout
skarn@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Indeed. That’s really (chef’s kiss)
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Heh the look of a tombstone when he realize he got trolled.
mienshao@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I so desperately miss early last week when I didn’t know who charlie “dead loser boy” kirk was
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You misspelt his middle name.
It’s Charlie “human fountain” Kirk.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Badum pssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Personally I’m ready to get to know the next asshole this way.