whosepoopisonmybuttocks

@whosepoopisonmybuttocks@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they just peered over the edge and were convinced when they saw sphincter after sphincter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon uses GOG⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It sounds like gog is pretty great, with their DRM free software.

  I’m generally indifferent towards steam but I’m under the impression that they’ve contributed a lot to the recent developments in Linux gaming compatibility, and this has removed a pretty big hurdle for people who want to move away from windows, and I just think that’s swell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Quit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is more like a chart of, “does being smart keep you above the poverty line?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Updates that don't tell me what is being updated⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, it seems to have been written by an arrogant 19 year old. Everyone knows what a cornucopia is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What kind of locomotion is that? What is the evolutionary advantage?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d say the silliness seen here goes hand-in-hand with curiosity and intelligence, which makes them clever and effective hunters. This type of derpiness also earns them a rent free spot in monkey houses. So, dumb as it may seem, this is actually a very fit behavior.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Like a cool summer breeze⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s fun to pee at full power, but that’s how you end up with a varicose vein in your testicle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you truly believe that this is a human being?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Grade A trolling

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yummy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It kinda looks like they went back for a second bite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Former Hyundai employees on a rooftop at the Utah Valley University campus (2025, colorized)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty cool that those decorative roof spur things actually went back to functioning as the angle-of-vulnerability reducing structures, rather than styling elements.