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Horseshoe Theory of Breakfast Meals

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨FlyingSquid@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • PugJesus@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What's "Fuck the time of day, I'm having fries and ketchup for breakfast" count as

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Are you my wife? I didn’t know you were on Lemmy.

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      • PugJesus@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Your wife has good taste in breakfast food

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Corporatism, assuming you got 'em from Mickey Dee’s

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      • PugJesus@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Damn, that's an ice-cold assumption. I make my fries in a home deep fryer, like any civilized soul.

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    • massive_bereavement@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Reheated pizza on a microwave gang here.

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    • onichama@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      uhh somewhere between communism and anarchy?

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    • Jimbo@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Many things I have had for breakfast, but I don’t think fries is one of them

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Where do us soylent enjoyers rest, on this scale?

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    • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Is that the tablespoon of powder on the far right?

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      • Aqarius@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Oh, honey…

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      • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Some of the products it may be used with could be a powder but that’s a meth pipe.

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  • billygoat@catata.fish ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    At first I thought it was a scoop of ice cream. Nope, crack pipe.

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    • Mcdolan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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      • Pinklink@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Can be either, depending on what you can get your hands on

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      • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The stock photo site it’s from lists as a meth pipe but includes keyword tags for crack as well.

        Description: ^Source^

        View of a glass pipe used to smoke illegal drugs. This particular pipe was confiscated by police and was used to smoke methamphetamine. Image shot at the police station. Focus on round end with natural shadow.

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  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Paleo communism 🤝Paleo conservatism

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    • alternative_factor@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Death to processed food! Liberate the world from simple carbohydrates!

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    • trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      These words are not in the bible

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  • who8mydamnoreos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    1000% more accurate than a PCM

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  • Razzazzika@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Jokes on you, I take my Adderall with my energy drink.

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  • AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m an Adderall and Jameson man, myself.

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    • VonCesaw@lemmy.world [bot] ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Radical Centrism, get 'em boys

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  • Aqarius@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    anarchism conservatism

    Balkans_IRL

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  • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    croissants are taking years off my life but damn they are the shit

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      When I didn’t work from home in the mornings, I would regularly get a sausage croissant sandwich for breakfast from the Hardees down the road from where I work and damn was that good despite it being a disappointment in terms of what could be considered croissants. I’m probably better off working from home mornings.

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  • SameOldJorts@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Luckily my adderall is IR so I can claim leftist ideals 😌

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  • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Apparently nobody eats pancakes for breakfast.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Pancakes are universally agreed upon to be acceptable breakfast, so it wasn’t on the image.

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      • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Wouldn’t the same apply to waffles?

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  • Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Hyperracist neo-reactionary”

    That’s new to me, I’m going to have to remember that for later

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  • MartinXYZ@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m a Dane living in Denmark, a social democracy at it’s core. I eat oatmeal with milk most mornings. I’m also a very left leaning atheist but I love a full English every once in a while.

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  • STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    yogurt & granola gang

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ah, Green Party voter.

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  • rynzcycle@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I felt kinda left out when someone posted, "Your wake-up juice defines you". Thank you for making me feel included again (I'm Socialism).

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  • CheezyWeezle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ok wtf this is literally spot on, my work supplies breakfast and it’s always different but my two staples are a monster (usually the zero ultra, too…) and stepping outside to hit my vape…

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Looks up the best breakfast to see if the meme got ø it right

    Oh HELL no! I’d rather never eat ANY form of breakfast again than convert back to Christianity! 😄

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  • Hotdogman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Lux communism it is. Now to look up what it is.

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    • RedAggroBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Fully Automated Luxury Communism. It’s not too bad and idea if not a touch overly idealistic

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    • massive_bereavement@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It's AFAIK democratic communism.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosa_Luxemburg

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Where’s the biscuits and gravy

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  • bi_tux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    As an anarchist I feel called out

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  • dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Coke fiend

    That explains a lot.

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