How Saturday night ended

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• some_designer_dude@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Why is the weather app significant?

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Gotta look busy like you’re in high demand. How you can you be a hot commodity if you’re not popular.

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    • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      AccuWeather wants to know my location! ❤️

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Hey gurl, according to this app, you’re about to get really wet.”

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    • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Can I use this?

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• ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  There’s a club if you’d like to go You could meet somebody who really loves you So you go and you stand on your own And you leave on your own And you go home, and you cry, and you want to die

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  • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Who are these people?

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    • zzx@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ronald Regan, MC Hammer, David Bowie, Niel Patrick Harris

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    • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnpILIIo9ek

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• AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My saturday night stats are Asshole drunk guys i almost beat up: 1 People who i wanted to ask out and got basically friendzoned by: 1 Friends who dont know what the fuck just happened but at the same time stopped me from commiting a crime: 4 Also fun fact apparently the asshole guy has a record as a sexual predator, yay, i think im not going out for a few weeks after this expreince, kinda feel hollow after it. I want a time out from life rn

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yes my “girls who can get it” to “got it” ratio works out to something like my odds of winning the next billion dollar powerball.

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  • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    In other words, really low probability with a substantial risk that even if you do hit it, you’ll have to share the jackpot with others?

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    • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      My marriage in a nutshell.

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• humanspiral@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Girl version…

  Guys who thought they could get it: 40
  Drinks gotten: 37
  Gotten it?: No fucking idea anymore.

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• ThunderChunk@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Successful af

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