Jonathan Tinpaw

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• NoPanko@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is not Keanu Reeves, he doesn’t use social media

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  • Godnroc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No, but social media is happy to use him.

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  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Fucking legend

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  normalize: “Why do you talk so much?”

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  • gaiussabinus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It isn’t normalized? So your telling me I’m weird?

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  • higgsboson@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Nah, people tell me that all the time.

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Do you really want to hear the answer?

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      maybe they’d get the hint and just cease

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• BetaDoggo_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is the most reddit post imaginable

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Fits here on Lemmy Shitpost then

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• kautau@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Gotta love how this is such a shitpost that someone watermarked inventing a Keanu tweet that never existed

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It's fucking great isn't it

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• bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I very often feel like asking someone “why do you talk so much?” I don’t, because it’s rude, but I also keep feeling the rudeness of their incessant babbling outweighs it by far.

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  • Vupware@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You can indirectly tell them by putting your headphones on when they start to talk.

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• crank0271@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Speak softly and carry an entire armory to avenge your dog.

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  • Skyline969@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Speak softly and bomb Arasaka

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    • dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Twice.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Speak softly and kung fu kick Elrond

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• voodooattack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m quiet/reserved because I’m protecting you. I have 0 filters and when I start talking I gain momentum and there’s no stopping that torrential downpour of incoherent truth and the raw stream of powerful yet sometimes also subtle thoughts that come off the dome. Like when I hold the microphone, I rip and rap this ultimate map to a new world that I move towards and it comes at random times when I feel the hands align and the clockwork gears in my brain bring fears to the forefront of a bulldozer and I hold ‘er but she says no so I stopped

  (Im a living Markov chain)

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  • oranges_in_my_a55@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Mood m.youtube.com/shorts/ko1vvTKSWiQ

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• lobut@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m a talkative person and also quite shy at times! I’ve been called both quiet and too loud/too much.

  It happens. I don’t feel the need to put them down as I didn’t think that was their intent to do so to me.

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