Sperm whale

Comments

• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  during the priors months 250 hammers mysteriously disappeared from the artist’s home town

  source

  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And wooden handles mysteriously appeared everywhere.

    source
• Pothetato@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Damn how heavy is that sculpture?

  source

  • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes

    source
  • cerement@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    so heavy it became an existentialist philosopher

    source

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It should go on a diet of worms

      source
• Armand1@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fun facts:

  • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
  • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

  9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

  source

  • bampop@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What a glorious event that would be. A 3D printed life size sperm whale. My only concern would be that this would be the moment we’ve peaked artistically, and as a species generally, and it would be all downhill from here.

    source
  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    then they can have a lottery by picking a random sperm and implanting an egg then waiting 9 months

    source
• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Tiger Shark!

  “14 people were maimed at a local art exhibit…”

  source
• Technotica@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s shark discrimination! It should have been at least 50% sharks!

  source
• Serious_Me@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Made entirely of whale.

  source
• M137@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Other animals that should be done like this: Dung beetle Shovelnose Guitarfish Pink Fairy Armadillo Chicken turtle Leafy Seadragon Ice Cream Cone Worm Mountain Chicken (which is a frog species)

  There are so many more, I think someone could make a career from doing this and never run out of options.

  source
• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Now do Tit.

  source
• But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How bout a Humpback

  source

  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A killer already is.

    source
• Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  1:1 size

  source
• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m trying but it just won’t stick!

  source