I like how this style of writing seems to honestly reflect internal deep-level thought processes. It feels like debugging into the assembly level of consciousness.
Birds of peace
Submitted 2 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
MotoAsh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Only if you’re not ADHD. Then it’s lkke, “pelican mouth. Oh yesterday was weird. What’s that fucker on the sidewalk doing?! lol movie quote is funny. Will dinner be tasty? What was dinner? lol babies in bird mouth. mmmm chicken…”
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
for me it’s more like
- pelican mouth is weird
- I think I saw a pelican yesterday walking funny
- reminds me of that zonked out guy on the sidewalk
- that reminds me of this vaguely relevant movie quote
- I wish I had some movie popcorn
- I thought I already ate, why am I hungry?
- this must be how the pelicans feel
- pelican is bird and bird is chicken mmm I want chicken
to outside observers it looks completely random but it’s all vaguely connected
mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
ADHD brain is multi-threading
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 2 months ago
mmmm chicken
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 months ago
TIL I learned that pelican mouths are the prefect size for babies. In fact, the pelican mouth is soft and comfortable which is prefect for sleeping babies. Not only are pelican mouths soft and comfortable, they are the prefect shape for babies. The shape is important to provide support for babies. Pelicans can be trusted to keep babies safe in their mouth.
wabafee@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Put the baby in the pelican mouth.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 months ago
We can trust pelicans to keep the baby safe.
Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
!til@lemmy.world
danc4498@lemmy.world 2 months ago
i’ve never have reason to distrust peliccan so why not
rmuk@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Right. It’s a peli_can_ not a peli_don’t_.
danc4498@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I peli-would if I peli-could.
Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My thing with pelicans are their freaky ass eyes, I can’t fucking tell what they are looking at and for some reason that fucks with me.
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t trust them. I was at a bird sanctuary and a pelican was blocking the walkway. Every time I looked at it or tried to walk past it would turn it’s head sideways and look at me. Than open and close it’s mouth and make a loud snap.
After awhile of a standstill an employee there came by and said “oh don’t worry, he’s not going to hurt you, just walk by him he’ll move.”
Fuck that! Even with the assurance I was still like fuck no and decided to turn around.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Geese are assholes, but they don’t hide that fact and in fact want you to be VERY aware of it.
Pelicans meanwhile are evil, they hide their assholery so you’ll think you’re safe.Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We need to mobilize against these freaks, the mess with my head just as much as horses and their evil beady ass eyes
sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
how I convince heroin addicts to come into my house
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They never got over being passed for delivery duties by the storks
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Dry_Monk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This definitely reads like it’s written by the pelican, addressing someone with a baby
synapse1278@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I would not trust a pelican with ANYTHING! youtu.be/phUs2kIGY9M
tomenzgg@midwest.social 2 months ago
The strength with which I was rooting for that pigeon; but I already knew, the moment I started the video.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 months ago
!aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
E-commerce listings shipped from China be like
ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 2 months ago
CircaV@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
That’s gotta be related to whales.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Image
dalekcaan@feddit.nl 2 months ago
… Just checking.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I got to hang out with, feed, and pet capybaras and they are some of the chillest mothafuckas I have ever experienced
TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 2 months ago
GET. IN!
seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
This is the equivalent to “Im so hungry i could eat a horse”