Better check the closet, too

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There was an old Canadian show called Reaper or something. Funny scene where an employee spends their 15 min break watching her boss losing it as he paces around his car in the distance.

  “What’s his problem?”

  “I put a note on his windshield saying ‘Sorry I hit you car’ and I’ve just been watching.”

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I miss that show so much! So silly, often downright stupid, but always hilarious 😄

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• NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pregnant?! In this economy?

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s why you are supported to call them

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    • dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A phone call‽ In this economy‽

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    • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s more likely than you think.

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• ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Another W for faithful, taken men.

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  • DivineDev@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Until their partner finds the note and gets distrustful of them. Sure, a in a stable, long-teen relationship it probably won't be an issue but I'd rather not have some random person try to drive a wedge my relationship.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      long-teen relationship

      Do both teens have to be tall for it to count?

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    • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh yeah! I just pictured the case in which I found the note on the car, in which case I’d just think they got the wrong car, lol.

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “I’m shocked! I mean… your sidepiece has great handwriting!”

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  • frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Jokes on them. Poly guy with a vasectomy.

    If it came down to it, I’ll take a DNA test if you want, but there isn’t a lot of doubt in the outcome.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or polygamists.

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• frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That is some proper xkcd black hat guy shit.

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• don@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And every time Satan confirms they’re not there under his bed, Satan congratulates himself on a wise employment choice. God is so fucked, lol

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• tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How did they even know that was my fetish!

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You’ll need to be a lot more specific.

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So how many buns have you put in the oven at once?

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