Pregnant?! In this economy?
Better check the closet, too
Submitted 1 month ago by MehBlah@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It’s more likely than you think.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Another W for faithful, taken men.
DivineDev@piefed.social 1 month ago
Until their partner finds the note and gets distrustful of them. Sure, a in a stable, long-teen relationship it probably won't be an issue but I'd rather not have some random person try to drive a wedge my relationship.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
long-teen relationship
Do both teens have to be tall for it to count?
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh yeah! I just pictured the case in which I found the note on the car, in which case I’d just think they got the wrong car, lol.
sundray@lemmus.org 1 month ago
“I’m shocked! I mean… your sidepiece has great handwriting!”
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Jokes on them. Poly guy with a vasectomy.
If it came down to it, I’ll take a DNA test if you want, but there isn’t a lot of doubt in the outcome.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 month ago
Or polygamists.
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
That is some proper xkcd black hat guy shit.
don@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
And every time Satan confirms they’re not there under his bed, Satan congratulates himself on a wise employment choice. God is so fucked, lol
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 1 month ago
How did they even know that was my fetish!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
You’ll need to be a lot more specific.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
So how many buns have you put in the oven at once?
saltesc@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There was an old Canadian show called Reaper or something. Funny scene where an employee spends their 15 min break watching her boss losing it as he paces around his car in the distance.
“What’s his problem?”
“I put a note on his windshield saying ‘Sorry I hit you car’ and I’ve just been watching.”
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I miss that show so much! So silly, often downright stupid, but always hilarious 😄