Me if I had th emoney

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• Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ve “grown up” and cook my own food, rarely eat microwave ready meals, and have even incorporated much more salad and vegetables into my diet to the point that some nights a salad with grilled chicken is dinner.

  The chocolate milk stays forever.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Same here. I get shit for buying chocolate juice boxes from time to time. They don’t know what little bit of joy they’re missing in their life, those fools!

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    • xylol@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Milk reminds me of stomach pains in elementary school becaus I didn’t know I was lactose intolerant

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m getting a lil culture shock because salad and grilled chicken sounds so decadent, but I get where you’re coming from.

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    • Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Lol 3 heads of romaine lettuce @ $5 to last the week and a family pack of chicken breast @ $10-13 that provides lunch all week and dinner some nights. 1 large tomato and a Vidalia onion for the week as well not sure of the price. I think for the dish itself it can’t be more than a few dollars. I cut up one breast into small pieces and bake that for the salads.

      So I lied, not grilled, baked lol don’t know why I wrote grilled.

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• Takios@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Of course I know him. It’s me.

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• svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner.

  But we would eat Kraft dinner.

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  • Allonzee@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Of course we would we’d just have more!

    And buy really expensive ketchups for it… Like Dijon ketchup!

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• webghost0101@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The one friend may be autistic and suffer food related overstimulation. This plate feels very no stress safe.

  This is not a joke, its a lesser known but very common thing among us.

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  • semperverus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I was gonna say the same thing. Everything on this plate is extremely common in restrictive autism diets. Its just missing french fries.

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Me parking myself at the kitchen counter with a quarter brick of firm tofu and pack of dried seaweed.

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  • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is constipation and abdominal cramps from the lack of vegetables not also overstimulating?

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    • webghost0101@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You would not believe the cosmic timing of how i find myself while reading this.

      Id definitly label it sensory unpleasant but i would argue it cannot be compared.

      The experience of both is one all humans will experience many times starting from childhood. Its a bad thing but its one you know, The experience is predictable and often the same as other times.

      The experience of food is much more diverse and thus unpredictable. We all have experienced eating a “trusted” dish made somewhere else to find ourselves betrayed by “different brand”, “extra ingredient” or “chopped in unusual sizes”

      Hyperbole aside (autistic adults may learn to get used to some of those suprises or mask their way trough), the exact sensory experiences are unique to each individual and many autistic people will chase certain stimulation as well as avoid it.

      Some i know are:

      Walking barefoot, Roller coasters, Storm chasing, And for me, somewhat ironically, some forms of fine dining.

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  • far_university1990@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    A M O G U S

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• Yutzerfutz@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ngl, that looks delicious.

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ay! Homie be eating the three food groups!

  Mac n cheese, meats, chocolate. Don’t be hatin’, we all know that’s how you live life the best

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  • SurfinBird@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hmm… chocolate is made of beans… mac is grains & cheese is dairy… well I’m convinced!

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• ALilOff@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I see they didn’t splurge for the Dino nuggets

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• BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What’s abnormal about this plate ? Nuggies, pasta and dessert. Idk why people make fun of things that are perfectly normal

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  • Greddan@feddit.org ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is not normal. This is the plate of someone who cannot care for themselves either due to depression (or other illness), or simply being uneducated. This person will have multiple medical issues throughout life and die at an early age due to their diet.

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    • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean if you eat only this 3 meals a day 7 days a week, sure

      But throw in some veggies next time and cut down on the choccy milk / brownies et voilà. It won’t be the most healthy, instagram diet but it’s perfectly fine that way

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• 843563115848@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I hope that’s a glass of Bailey’s. Better yet, Bailey’s with a 20% bump of top shelf vodka. That’s my go-to with a fine nugget dinner.

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  • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why use top shelf if you’re going to hide all the flavour?

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    • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Top shelf vodka should be as close to flavorless as possible, you use top shelf so it doesn’t taste like rubbing alcohol was added.

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• bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Weeks with the kiddo I eat like I’m trying to make the garbage disposal jealous

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