Animal Detective: The dog you’re looking for weighs close to 200lbs, walks exclusively inside shoe prints, and (based on the trash in the area) is fond of playing Edward 40 Hands.
great shoe idea
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
randomuser38529@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Pet Detective ftfy
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Your neighbour is very bad at deciphering tracks
ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So the dog prints are 3-4 prints relatively closely spaced, then a 2-3 foot gap and then 3-4 prints slightly offset from the first set.
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Yup, most people dont have tracking sense, let alone common sense. This would easily fool the majority.
nuko147@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Well even if someone has tracking sense and skills, the probability that he thinks these shoes exist is near zero. So at best, he thinks of something weird is going on.
sxan@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
I… what? He’s doing what with these shoes?
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Pooping
tourist@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
full-on dropping trousers, froggy squatting and pinching a fat loaf on someone else’s doorstep in the middle of the day
psoul@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Half the comments are ruining the joke 😤
tauren@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Welcome to lemmy.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Now that’s what I call a shitpost
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Ste41th@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Illusion 100
tino@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
all I can see here is foot arch pain.
Coreidan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Why is there a shoe footprint around all the animal foot prints?”
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
I had this idea years ago for some thing I was writing, but figured it would depend on weight of person and type of ground to get the animal prints with no surrounding human footprint.
I eventually settled on backward-soled shoes, so that it always looks like you’re going the other way.
Landless2029@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I recall the old show Beastmaster was chasing a dryad or something and she left backwards tracks.
Other people were like “the tracks are going the other way!” And he had to explain that she’s tricky like that.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
…wikimedia.org/…/File:Shoes_with_fake_soles.jpg
The Unabomber had a similar idea.
Hoimo@ani.social 2 weeks ago
Couldn’t you still easily tell which side of the print got the initial impact of the heel and which side has the curve of the toes? Again, depending on weight of person and type of ground, but I think it would look off even to a layperson.
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Why are there always three paw prints together?! Must be some hopping tripedal bunny dog :)
perishthethought@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
We may be over thinking this