Anon accidentally makes a camgirl rethink her life

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• monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t worry Anon, she was just prepping her Stegosaurus cosplay outfit with multiple dildo plating.

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thagomizer dildo?

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    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thagomizer? I hardly know her!

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    • scytale@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      !fakebandnames@lemmy.world

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    • monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh my… Thank you for the correct term, I’m sure she’s been thagomized to the Cretaceous and back by now.

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    • festnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      dildo thagomizer!

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• rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fake: Dinosurs aren’t real

  Gay: Wants to talk about dinosaurs instead of porn

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m mostly hung up on the fact that he just happened to have an account for a cam site with tokens already funded and ready to go. Something tells me this wasn’t his first time.

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    • MinFapper@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t think he ever said it’s his first time

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    • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not only was it wild he coincidentally had the account ready, it’s equally wild that this girl never thought about her father before this random stranger brings it up while she’s trying to work. Really wild stuff, almost makes you wonder.

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  • festnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    wait thats gay? am i gay? oh no

    what about other extinct groups of animals, like pterosaurs? is wanting to talk about those gay too?

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    • Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What do you mean other extinct groups? That implies dinosaurs are extinct.

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Plot twist: anon is a scaly furry

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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    More like Ace

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean the odds of her having daddy issues were over 90%

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  • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And the odds of her never having pondered her father except for this one time when she was working: 0%

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• acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Obi wan Kenobi’d her.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “These aren’t the daddies you’re looking for”

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Me on Lemmy NSFW every day.

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