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Rock Auras - Not just for Hippies anymore

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨General_Effort@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    No mention of the truly magical rocks that have a measurable aura and mostly won’t try to kill you, magnets?

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    • otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      HOW DO THEY WORK???

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      • gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        How Special Relativity Makes Magnets Work

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Some rocks are so magical that they can think and show us cat pictures

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    • AppleTea@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      well they can do the sums, but that may be a far cry from thinknig

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      • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        by that logic our brain is just passing neurotransmitters along.

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    • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I like those rocks.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Some, like sulfur, have an aura of stink.

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  • ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This is false most common form of rock magic is transistors

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  • Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Halite aura provides tastiness, although it’s technically a mineral not a rock.

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    • BambiDiego@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Dammit Marie!

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I cast Cranial Trauma!

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    • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      “Magician’s Brick!”

      youtu.be/XvAyPBuqGFU

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  • umbraroze@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Reminds me of an old RPG parody that had a spell like this:

    Gas Cloud: To prepare, the caster must eat two loaves of bread and as many plates of pea soup as they can…

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    • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I remember that WoW expansion where the ogre mages had a spell called “Cast Boulder” or something.

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  • arotrios@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

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  • hypeerror@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Rocks produce strong fire auras in water. Congrats on the nuclear reactor. You’re quite the “alchemist”

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    • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I thought they meant the ones that explode or start burning in contact with water. Like Sodium.

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  • Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ok. This actually made me laugh. Thanks.

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    • General_Effort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I thought it was a good fit for this community. Good to know my repost wasn’t just spammy.

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