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• RangerJosey@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fuck you OP.

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• killeronthecorner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  excuse me what the fuck

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• codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Casualy sliding this out of my pocket like, no way bro, i always keep that thang on me!

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  • TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So my dermatologist said that all chapsticks do is make your lips drier in the long run. She said simple petroleum jelly is better for you.

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    • Verat@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Apparently it is just the ones containing methanol, salicylic acid, alcohols or some fragrances. Apparently some chap sticks have petroleum jelly as an ingredient too.

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  • bzLem0n@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You got me, that’s the exact one I just pulled out of my pocket when I read this.

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• Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It was a test kick! I’m very well hydrated!

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I apparently slept with my mouth hanging open all night, I am not

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• diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Better come kiss them to be sure, OP.

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• glorious_goldfish@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I have never felt so called out by a meme. Especially the bottom line. Well done OP 😂

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My dry ass lips are none of your business.

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s a joke about chaos in here I’m not deviant enough to discover.

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• peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Uncalled for

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• mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Jokes on you, I don’t have any lips!

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  !hydrohomies@lemmy.world !hydrohomies@feddit.de

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• Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just drank some water before seeing this post, my lips are not dry

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• Harvey656@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m calling in the drone strike upon you. You will not escape.

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• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Alas thy plan has failed, for my lips are as moist as a frog going down a waterslide in the rainforest.

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• palmtrees2309@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Brah. It is 40°C out here in india.

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• M137@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t have dry lips, you have failed.

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  • CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No wonder he lost his five star rating

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    • Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Criticized once. dies

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• MissingInteger@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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