Never send a text message when drunk

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• Cobrachicken@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Great husband.

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  • jbk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    cute husband :)

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• milk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Sorry, wrong number”

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• Sc00ter@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Maybe he’s only had 1 wife, so being the hottest wife means nothing. There were (presumably) other girlfriends. Man knew what he was saying

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  • Paddzr@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yup, other person is just an idiot and can’t take a simple compliment… Or more likely, staged fake text.

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• qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s sweet. If the guy still sees her as his girlfriend, when drunk, the right feeling is still there. And if he get’s excited for knowing she’s his wife presently, that’s even better.

  But I’m going to risk things a bit off between them. That reply sounded a bit miffed, from the wife.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That reply sounded a bit miffed, from the wife.

    It’s text with nothing to indicate tone. 🤦‍♂️

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    • qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The dude is drunk. To the point he forgets when he is.

      I’m going to risk his then hot girlfriend/now wife read that message and got a pinch of miffed just by knowing he was drunk.

      I still say it’s a sweet thing to read. Drunk and nonetheless still in love for his signficant other? Precious.

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    • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s a very real text from real people tho.

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• Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• jade52@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pretty sure it was a text meant for a girlfriend, sent to wife by accident.

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  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How can you be certain, there is no hint of infidelity in the texts.

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    • FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How can you be so certain this is even real and not staged bullshit for upvotes?

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Calling his wife his girlfriend while drunk is the hint of infidelity. It inherently implies there’s a chance that he meant to text his sidepiece.

      Certainty, no, but it’s absolutely a possibility.

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s funnier that way

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  • MoonlightFox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I often refer to my wife as my girlfriend. It’s cozy and it’s kinda like a very vanilla form of roleplay. “Remember when we were younger, and just met”-kinda thing.

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  • Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I thought I was cynical but there is always someone more jaded budum-tch

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• Pregnenolone@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m sceptical of the wholesome nature of someone getting so drunk they forget they have a wife.

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• SomGye@dormi.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Great wife.

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrvV7nL7b8E

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• myliltoehurts@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Skeptical that he could write without a single typo, using apostrophes and all but forgot he is married. Not how being drunk works in my experience.

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  • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Now I feel weird because I’ve been blasted drunk and still write pretty darn well.

    Not so well sober, oddly enough.

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    • Doolbs@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Are you Dr. Johnny Fever from WKRP in Cincinnati?

      He did everything better drunk.

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