“Sorry, wrong number”
Never send a text message when drunk
Submitted 2 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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milk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Sc00ter@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Maybe he’s only had 1 wife, so being the hottest wife means nothing. There were (presumably) other girlfriends. Man knew what he was saying
Paddzr@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yup, other person is just an idiot and can’t take a simple compliment… Or more likely, staged fake text.
qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
That’s sweet. If the guy still sees her as his girlfriend, when drunk, the right feeling is still there. And if he get’s excited for knowing she’s his wife presently, that’s even better.
But I’m going to risk things a bit off between them. That reply sounded a bit miffed, from the wife.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
That reply sounded a bit miffed, from the wife.
It’s text with nothing to indicate tone. 🤦♂️
qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
The dude is drunk. To the point he forgets when he is.
I’m going to risk his then hot girlfriend/now wife read that message and got a pinch of miffed just by knowing he was drunk.
I still say it’s a sweet thing to read. Drunk and nonetheless still in love for his signficant other? Precious.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 2 months ago
It’s a very real text from real people tho.
Jackcooper@lemmy.world 2 months ago
jade52@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Pretty sure it was a text meant for a girlfriend, sent to wife by accident.
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
How can you be certain, there is no hint of infidelity in the texts.
FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 2 months ago
How can you be so certain this is even real and not staged bullshit for upvotes?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
Calling his wife his girlfriend while drunk is the hint of infidelity. It inherently implies there’s a chance that he meant to text his sidepiece.
Certainty, no, but it’s absolutely a possibility.
MoonlightFox@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I often refer to my wife as my girlfriend. It’s cozy and it’s kinda like a very vanilla form of roleplay. “Remember when we were younger, and just met”-kinda thing.
Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
I thought I was cynical but there is always someone more jaded budum-tch
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m sceptical of the wholesome nature of someone getting so drunk they forget they have a wife.
SomGye@dormi.zone 2 months ago
Great wife.
TheBat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
myliltoehurts@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Skeptical that he could write without a single typo, using apostrophes and all but forgot he is married. Not how being drunk works in my experience.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Now I feel weird because I’ve been blasted drunk and still write pretty darn well.
Not so well sober, oddly enough.
Doolbs@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Are you Dr. Johnny Fever from WKRP in Cincinnati?
He did everything better drunk.
Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Great husband.
jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
cute husband :)