Sounds like a real advice for Dwarf Fortress player
Goblin care
Submitted 1 month ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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toofpic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wetstew@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They keep demanding a worthless quail bone bracelet, menacing with spikes of dolomite, and I hold my ground.
The furnaces with course with the metal of their melted armor, and the rivers shall run with goblin blood… and hallways because DF is weird with water pollutants.
ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Now please make a guide on how to find gf irl (goblin familiar)
shneancy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
most goblins can be found in their nests where they sit wishing that a perfect partner (handler) will spontaneously appear in front of them
occasionally they can be seen outside trying to abide by human norms but failing in various ways
ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I wish a goblin would spontaneously appear near me. I even keep cheese for such an occasion
toofpic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just go to a bar and get really drunk. There is a non-zero chance that you wake near a goblin-girl.
ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
'Tis a rare sight to behold a lonesome goblin in an inn, they usually visit those fashionable watering holes with their party to indulge in bacchanal and generally will not be interested in a drunken orb ponderer
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You might need to grind this quest a few times until you get the appropriate result
sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This made me absurdly happy.
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What? Goblins hate dogs and horses.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 month ago
very high bite risk
You mean, very high chance of tooth kisses?
samus12345@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Time is money, friend!
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh shit! I think my cousin might be a hydrophobic goblin! Do they also smoke too much weed and yell at video games a lot???
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Consuming strange plants and yelling at technology they neither understand nor appreciate is textbook goblin behavior.
Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bravo this advice is excellent