Goblin care

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• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh shit! I think my cousin might be a hydrophobic goblin! Do they also smoke too much weed and yell at video games a lot???

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Consuming strange plants and yelling at technology they neither understand nor appreciate is textbook goblin behavior.

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    • Pencilnoob@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bravo this advice is excellent

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• toofpic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sounds like a real advice for Dwarf Fortress player

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  • Wetstew@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They keep demanding a worthless quail bone bracelet, menacing with spikes of dolomite, and I hold my ground.

    The furnaces with course with the metal of their melted armor, and the rivers shall run with goblin blood… and hallways because DF is weird with water pollutants.

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• ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Now please make a guide on how to find gf irl (goblin familiar)

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  • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    most goblins can be found in their nests where they sit wishing that a perfect partner (handler) will spontaneously appear in front of them

    occasionally they can be seen outside trying to abide by human norms but failing in various ways

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    • ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I wish a goblin would spontaneously appear near me. I even keep cheese for such an occasion

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  • toofpic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just go to a bar and get really drunk. There is a non-zero chance that you wake near a goblin-girl.

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    • ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      'Tis a rare sight to behold a lonesome goblin in an inn, they usually visit those fashionable watering holes with their party to indulge in bacchanal and generally will not be interested in a drunken orb ponderer

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    • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You might need to grind this quest a few times until you get the appropriate result

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• sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This made me absurdly happy.

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• zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What? Goblins hate dogs and horses.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Goblins ride dogs into war.

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    • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Those are Wargs.

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  very high bite risk

  You mean, very high chance of tooth kisses?

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• samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Time is money, friend!

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