I mean a huge part of the locking is watching the attractive face move with pleasure.
Taking some time this morning to contemplate life and just realized THIS
Submitted 3 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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fushuan@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 months ago
If you’re licking urethras, you’re doing it wrong.
lefixxx@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I lick people’s faces to see if I can judge their pee area.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Very logical approach. Maybe even open mouth kiss them. A mouth has to have more germs in it than a pussy
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 months ago
“We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves!”
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
And if they’re REALLY attractive, I’ll lick where they poop from!
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 months ago
I’m more concerned with how attractive the rest of them is when it comes to that. I can look past a busted face.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If you are going to put her face aside for your decision, then what is your next go to? Her tits or ass?
Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I like her salary area the most
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 months ago
Being fit is most important to me so I guess by your criteria tits would be next to go after face.
jaybone@lemmy.world 3 months ago
For me it’s legs. You’re down there anyway.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 months ago
No its not lol. There’s a litany of evolutionary reasons.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You must be fun at parties
yesman@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Evolutionary psychology, or that the idea that our behaviors can be traced to our genetic past, has almost no scientific basis.
If you study it, you’ll find nothing but “just so” hypothesizes with no evidence or hope of experiment. And as Popper reminds us, unfalsifiable claims cannot be science.
Many people will reject what I say because our obtuse ancestors out-bread the rational thinkers.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Why do you even bother with posts like these?
LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 months ago
It’s fun for discussion, provided other people don’t do stuff like the comment I’m replying to.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
not the only criteria…
Majorllama@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Hey now. I’ll lick way more than that if I think she’s funny and kind to me. If she gives me head scratches and laughs at my cheesy jokes I’ll basically do anything she wants lol.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 months ago
I don’t do that at all. I determine if I want to lick the pee-pee area entirely by the look and smell of said pee pee area. 😤
It ain’t like I’m gonna be looking at your ugly face while down there.
Spiderwort@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Beauty rules.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 months ago
I mean if everyone walked around with that part of themselves exposed then the appearance of it might influence my decision as well.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 months ago
If everyone let thier whoha out then we’d definitely want to lick the attractive ones too, regardless.
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Hey, I’ll lick people with conventionally unattractive faces if they’re funny.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Thinking back if I every licked the pussy or asshole of a girl who I didn’t find attractive
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Only once, until she used teeth on my junk unintentionally, but negligently. Ghosted her so fast.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 3 months ago
But to me, that says you’re attracted to more than just a face.
And now you have me wondering if one of the reasons I can’t find myself attractive is because I don’t know how to describe what is attractive.
I would say I like thinner women. But that’s not true, there are plenty of women I’ve found attractive that no one would describe as thin. I can tell you that there’s a difference between attractive faces, and I could tell you that it’s always faces that appear to be women to me, but I can’t prove they are just based on a face. And then when you put a face on a body, Body A with Face A may be attractive, but Body B with Face A is not. But Body C might be attractive with most faces. And that’s just one layer of just appearance. Person A could look great in a swimsuit, but as soon as it comes off the attraction changes.
And of course don’t get me started on how that changes if they open their mouths and start telling me about how the position of the planets means something
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Needs to be a Pixar movie with Ms incredible
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Funny and a great ass?
Jup, licked.