Taking some time this morning to contemplate life and just realized THIS

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• zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hey, I’ll lick people with conventionally unattractive faces if they’re funny.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thinking back if I every licked the pussy or asshole of a girl who I didn’t find attractive

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    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Only once, until she used teeth on my junk unintentionally, but negligently. Ghosted her so fast.

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  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But to me, that says you’re attracted to more than just a face.

    And now you have me wondering if one of the reasons I can’t find myself attractive is because I don’t know how to describe what is attractive.

    I would say I like thinner women. But that’s not true, there are plenty of women I’ve found attractive that no one would describe as thin. I can tell you that there’s a difference between attractive faces, and I could tell you that it’s always faces that appear to be women to me, but I can’t prove they are just based on a face. And then when you put a face on a body, Body A with Face A may be attractive, but Body B with Face A is not. But Body C might be attractive with most faces. And that’s just one layer of just appearance. Person A could look great in a swimsuit, but as soon as it comes off the attraction changes.

    And of course don’t get me started on how that changes if they open their mouths and start telling me about how the position of the planets means something

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    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Needs to be a Pixar movie with Ms incredible

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Funny and a great ass?
    Jup, licked.

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• fushuan@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I mean a huge part of the locking is watching the attractive face move with pleasure.

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If you’re licking urethras, you’re doing it wrong.

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  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Are you though?

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    • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You’re soundind right…

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    • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• lefixxx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I lick people’s faces to see if I can judge their pee area.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Very logical approach. Maybe even open mouth kiss them. A mouth has to have more germs in it than a pussy

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves!”

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• Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  And if they’re REALLY attractive, I’ll lick where they poop from!

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• lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m more concerned with how attractive the rest of them is when it comes to that. I can look past a busted face.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you are going to put her face aside for your decision, then what is your next go to? Her tits or ass?

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    • Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I like her salary area the most

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    • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Being fit is most important to me so I guess by your criteria tits would be next to go after face.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      For me it’s legs. You’re down there anyway.

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• LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No its not lol. There’s a litany of evolutionary reasons.

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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You must be fun at parties

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  • yesman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Evolutionary psychology, or that the idea that our behaviors can be traced to our genetic past, has almost no scientific basis.

    If you study it, you’ll find nothing but “just so” hypothesizes with no evidence or hope of experiment. And as Popper reminds us, unfalsifiable claims cannot be science.

    Many people will reject what I say because our obtuse ancestors out-bread the rational thinkers.

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why do you even bother with posts like these?

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s fun for discussion, provided other people don’t do stuff like the comment I’m replying to.

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• stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  not the only criteria…

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• Majorllama@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hey now. I’ll lick way more than that if I think she’s funny and kind to me. If she gives me head scratches and laughs at my cheesy jokes I’ll basically do anything she wants lol.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I don’t do that at all. I determine if I want to lick the pee-pee area entirely by the look and smell of said pee pee area. 😤

  It ain’t like I’m gonna be looking at your ugly face while down there.

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• Spiderwort@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Beauty rules.

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• Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I mean if everyone walked around with that part of themselves exposed then the appearance of it might influence my decision as well.

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• TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If everyone let thier whoha out then we’d definitely want to lick the attractive ones too, regardless.

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