Your son has seen so many ads for delivery services that he decided to start his own.
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Submitted 1 week ago by interiorpig@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
Etterra@discuss.online 1 week ago
If you have to work for it, it’s not an allowance. It’s a salary.
interiorpig@lemmy.world 1 week ago
[deleted]Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Offer not valid in Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands, Alaska or Hawaii. Void where prohibited.
philthi@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I would take this offer from my son, what an amazing opportunity to learn valuable skills, the value of money, work ethic, negotiation. Amazing!
philthi@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Well, assuming he’s not 40 years old or something…
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The second best time to plant a tree is now.
spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
Doesn’t matter, I no longer have to cook.
bdonvr@thelemmy.club 1 week ago
Heh, kiddo has no clue what 3 meals a day takes
Either that or you’re gonna have a lot of frozen food and sandwiches.
Let them learn
philthi@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Or they really love cooking
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Or they count instant ramen as a home cooked meal.
anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
You just need to cook enough, to last for multiple meals.
spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
Yeah, let them learn about the magical feeding properties of
✨L✨E✨F✨T✨O✨V✨E✨R✨S✨
I’ve made a single meal that lasted for more than 4 meals! It’s amazing how a good staple meal can last if you just take care of what’s left. And depending on the meal, leftovers can be ingredients in future meals.
poplargrove@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Its a reference to this meme template by the way: knowyourmeme.com/memes/trade-offer
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 1 week ago
…in the future, we wont need translators for talking to people we cant communicate with. We will just have meme images and everyone will understand.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Let him cook
boonhet@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Probably going to do his ass a lot of good when he moves out. Both in terms of saving money and wooing potential partners. I can’t say I’m a great cook, but cooking food a few times a week when mom had long days at work meant I could at least improvise some sauces and stuff.